"A-ha!" (Verse 1) In the kitchen, high-stakes scene, We are the squad, the Rajma team! Kidney, Pinto, Chickpea-ji, Fighting hard for liberty! On Verdansk map, or pressure cooker steel, Our mission is flavour, our destiny is real! Dushman is near, the danger is rife, Holding our ground with all of our life! "Hai Ram!" (Chorus) Call of Duty, O' Beans of War! Tadka is ready, we're asking for more! From the Gulag to the Gobi bowl, We fight for the honour of the legumes' soul! Jhatka to the enemy, with a flash and a gleam, We're the ultimate, unstoppable bean team! (Indian string solo) (Verse 2, Indian female singer) But wait! There is a shadow, a sorrow, a sigh... In our own ranks, a traitor does lie! Varun! Our brother, with a smirk and a frown, He plots the downfall of our bean-y town. He wields no AK, no sniper's bright scope, His weapon is hunger, his motive, our nope! He sings of sabzi, and paneer so grand, A vegetarian in a meat-eater's land! (Pause) (Deep, theatrical male voice) "Hah! Foolish beans! You think I crave a killstreak? I crave a clean plate! My karma is my weapon. I am Varun! And tonight... Varun eats!" (bridge) He leaps from the rooftop, a predator lean, He opens his mouth, a horrific, wide scene! The Pinto screams "Mayday!" The Navy shouts "Run!" He's not dropping grenades, he's dropping the bun! It's a stealth operation, a feast of the night, He's consuming his comrades in a shocking, swift bite! He's breaking the squad rules! He's breaking the pact! A vegetarian menace, there's no turning back! (Instrumental interlude) (Chorus: ALL SINGERS) Call of Duty, O' Beans of War! Tadka is ready, we're asking for more! From the Gulag to the Gobi bowl, We fight for the honour of the legumes' soul! Jhatka to the enemy, with a flash and a gleam, We're the ultimate, unstoppable bean team! (Outro) Oh, Varun! You monster! What have you done? The battlefield cleared, the victory won... by hunger! The legacy shattered, the legend untold, The price of this betrayal is paid in pure gold... Of bean... tingalingalingalingslingslingslinga tingalingaling tingalingalingalinga tingalingaling. . "Shava!")
