Verse 1 Raise the sails, the wind is mine, Purple kilt, a fate divine! One wink, one grin, another bra undone, A harem’s love fuels my guns! — “Kiss of fortune!” (Kiss! Kiss!) — “Blade of fire!” (Slash! Slash!) — “Pervert power!” (PER-VERT POW-ER!) Gavin's will shall never tire! Pre-Chorus Treasure maps and stolen kisses, Fate’s a sea of endless wishes! Every port, another fight, Another lover every night! Chorus I’m the Kilted Corsair, wild and free, (HEY! HEY!) Pervert Power: it’s destiny! (HEY! HEY!) Through storm and fire, I’ll never fall, My crew of love will answer the call! (HEY! HEY!) (HEY! HEY!) Verse 2 Panties drop when I draw near, But still they say, “Oh, he’s so weird!” The sea may rage, but still I boast, Raise your glass — to the Scotsman’s toast! — “Kiss of fortune!” (Kiss! Kiss!) — “Blade of fire!” (Slash! Slash!) — “Pervert power!” (PER-VERT POW-ER!) Gavin's will shall never tire! Bridge (call-and-response) — “Kiss of fortune!” (Kiss! Kiss!) — “Blade of fire!” (Slash! Slash!) — “Pervert power!” (PER-VERT POW-ER!) Gavin's will shall never tire! (HEY! HEY!) (HEY! HEY!) Final Chorus I’m the Kilted Corsair, laugh and fight, (HEY! HEY!) Purple plad blazing in the night! (HEY! HEY!) Through love and chaos, I’ll chart my way, A hero of dawn, till the end of days! The sea may rage, but still I boast, Raise your glass — to the Scotsman’s toast! — “Kiss of fortune!” (Kiss! Kiss!) — “Blade of fire!” (Slash! Slash!) — “Pervert power!” (PER-VERT POW-ER!) Gavin's will shall never tire! (HEY! HEY!) (HEY! HEY!) (PER-VERT POW-ER!) (HEY! HEY!)