(Verse 1) I woke up this morning, sunbeams in my hair, Told my mirror, "Hey you, life's not really fair!" I flirt with joy like a cat with a laser, But every time I chase it, it’s a hopeless blazer. Like two left feet on a dance floor of dreams, I tap-dance through the echoes and break at the seams. Psychology's got me twisted like a pretzel, They say, ā€œIt’s all in your headā€ā€”man, doesn't that sizzle? (Chorus) Oh, happiness makes me sad, it's a paradox of love, Like a pancake flipped too high, landing straight from above. I’m the law of attraction, pulling smiles and good vibes, But when I reach for the clouds, I'm just dodging the jibes. (Verse 2) I write my ambitions on a balloon—let it fly, ā€˜Cause when I’m feeling grounded, I’m ready to cry. Happiness like a fruitcake, tastes good, looks bizarre, Choc-full of happiness, but it's hard to get far. So I strut down the boulevard, feeling like a fool, With glitter in my pockets and love as my fuel. Every giggle’s a gem, but I’m mining for gold, Dancing with my shadows, they’re the stories I’ve told. (Chorus) Oh, happiness makes me sad, it's a paradox of love, Like a pancake flipped too high, landing straight from above. I’m the law of attraction, but I’m attracting the fall, Sometimes the rainbow’s just a slip on the wall. (Bridge) Every therapist says that I’m a work of art, But darling, my masterpiece is falling apart. I rationalize my chaos with a chuckle and grin, Spilling my caffeine while I still try to win. (Verse 3) I paint my life in colors that sometimes feel gray, Like a tax return; oh, it just won’t play. Finding meaning in the mess, with every little quirk, Like a clown at a funeral doing his best work. So here's to the mishaps, the bizarre and the spry, I’ll toast to my failures like I'm raising a pie. Happiness might trail me like a shadow in flight, But I’m chasing after laughter, wrapped in disco light. (Chorus) Oh, happiness makes me sad, but I won't close the door, With every flop and stumble, I’m just craving more. I’ll bring the confetti, you bring the cheer, Together we’ll mangle happiness, year after year. (Outro) So love your life, it’s absurd and it’s grand, With joy and frustration, together we stand. In this circus of living, let’s enjoy the ride, With laughter and love, we’ll never need to hide.