[Intro – goofy whisper, echo] honk… squeeeak… Who left these chickens out here? Uh oh. ⸻ [Verse 1] Paint on my face, shoes too big, Tripped on a curb but I still feel slick Laughin’ at myself, talkin’ to walls, Shadow say “BOO” — I fall and crawl Alley smell funny, brain smell worse, Talk to trash bags like “you cursed?” Chicken runnin’ past with a little limp, I chase that bird like “GET BACK HERE, PIMP” Slipped on grease, hit my head real hard, Woke up yellin’ punchlines at a parked car You think I’m playin’, nah I’m confused, Clown brain scrambled, wires all loose I pull out props but forget what they do, Fake knife bend, I poke at you It squeaks, I laugh, then poke again, Comedy hurtin’, here we go friend ⸻ [Hook – chanty, dumb-fun] Cluck cluck! Run that way Big shoes stompin’ down the alleyway Slip, trip, laugh too loud Goofy clown lost in a crowd Cluck cluck! What you doin’? I forgot but I’m still pursuin’ If I catch you, I might just… Trip again — WHOA — oh dang, busted ⸻ [Verse 2] Hokus pokus, magic mess, Pulled a chicken out my vest It bit my hand, I yelled “HEY!” Dropped the spell, ran away I rhyme off-beat, miss my cue, Yell “TA-DA!” when it ain’t true Crowd imaginary, hype myself up, Bow to a rat like “thanks for showin’ up” Balloon animals full of screams, Twist one wrong — psychological means I practice jokes in a broken mirror, Mirror laugh back — that’s a little weirder I’m not scary, I’m inconvenient, Pop up laughin’ when you need silence Clown shoes squeak at the worst damn time, Even my threats sound like nursery rhymes ⸻ [Hook – louder, group style] Cluck cluck! Run that way Big shoes stompin’ down the alleyway Slip, trip, laugh too loud Goofy clown lost in a crowd Cluck cluck! Brain on pause Dropped my plan, forgot my cause You scared? Nah, you confused That’s the trick — I’m too unhinged ⸻ [Bridge – spoken, silly-creepy] They said “be yourself”… So I did. And now nobody’s comfortable. ⸻ [Verse 3] I chase my shadow, it juked me bad, Shadow talk trash, now I’m mad Yellin’ insults at a trash can lid, Apologize after like “my bad, kid” Pulled a prank, forgot the punch, Laughed too early, ruined the bunch I’m funny wrong, funny sideways, Funny like “why he stare that way?” Chicken feathers stuck in my sock, Every step sound like tick-tock Not a threat, I’m a problem, see, Can’t predict what I’m about to be I might chase you, I might fall, I might stop to talk to a wall That’s the fear — you never know, Clown logic broken, free-roam mode ⸻ [Final Hook – chaotic, playful] Cluck cluck! Run for fun I forgot why but I’m not done Slip, laugh, spin around Fall flat — POP up — new sound Cluck cluck! Alley dumb Paint cracked, brain go numb You laughin’? Good — that’s the goal Goofy clown with a gremlin soul ⸻ [Outro – honks + laughter fading] honk… honk… squeak squeak …wait, where’d the chicken go?
