v2 I'm a Modern Man Digital & Smoke Free

We live in a world where the pursuit of happiness has been hijacked by the pursuit of stuff. They sell you the idea that owning more—more gadgets, more clothes, more cars—will somehow fill the void in your soul. I’m a modern man, A man for the millennium, Digital and smoke free. [interlude] A diversified multicultural postmodern deconstructionist, Politically anatomically and ecologically incorrect. I’ve been uplinked and downloaded. I’ve been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing. [interlude] I know the downside of upgrading. I’m a high tech lowlife. A cutting edge state-of-the-art bicoastal multitasker, And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I’m new wave but I’m old school, And my inner child is outward bound. I’m a hot wired heat seeking warm hearted cool customer, Voice activated and biodegradable. [interlude] I interface from a database, And my database is in cyberspace