AGE IT LIKE THE SONG

🎸🥁 LIVE FROM A SOLD-OUT STADIUM — LIGHTERS UP 🥁🎸 Echoing snares, screaming guitars, fog machines pumping cinnamon-scented smoke… “AGE IT LIKE THE SONG” (An ’80s Rock Stadium Anthem) [Intro – Crowd Noise / Talkback Mic] Yeahhh! Are you ready to bake tonight?! I wanna see those hands up— This one’s heavy… this one’s sweet… THIS ONE TAKES TWELVE DAMN DAYS 🔥 [Verse 1] Found a pear in a lonely tree No partridge blood, just destiny Chocolate doves and pasta dreams Eggs crack loud like broken schemes Orange peels scream through the room Gold rings glow in a sugar bloom Butter melts like vinyl tears Milk and cream drown all my fears [Pre-Chorus] Count it down! One by one! Every gift weighs a ton! This ain’t love— It’s a test! Of my pan and my chest! [CHORUS – BIG, LOUD, SING IT BACK] 🎶 BAKE IT SLOW! TURN DOWN TIME! 🎶 POUR THE RUM—CROSS THAT LINE! 🎶 FROM THE OVEN TO THE SOUL 🎶 AGE IT LIKE THE SONG! 🎶 HEAVY HANDS! STICKY SWEET! 🎶 REGRET DRIPS WITH EVERY BEAT! 🎶 IF IT BREAKS YOU—YOU BELONG 🎶 AGE IT LIKE THE SONG! (Crowd chants: “AGE IT! AGE IT!”) [Verse 2] Dried fruit dancing in the dark Ladies spin, leave sugar marks Baking powder makes lords fly Leaping faith at 325 Spices hit like midnight drums Cinnamon under stadium suns Twelve long pours of liquid truth Brandy burns my wasted youth [Bridge – Half Time / Lighters Up] Whisper regrets… Into the bowl… Every mistake makes it whole… (Guitar bends cry — drummer drops to toms) You can’t rush love You can’t rush pain You wrap it tight And wait again… [Guitar Solo – Face-Melting, Extended] 🎸🎸🎸 (Solo climbs like rising batter, crashes like a falling cake rack) 🎸🎸🎸 [Breakdown – Call & Response] I said WRAP IT! (WRAP IT!) WAIT IT! (WAIT IT!) AGE IT! (AGE IT!) [FINAL CHORUS – DOUBLE TIME] 🎶 BAKE IT SLOW! HOLD THE LINE! 🎶 NINETY MINUTES—EVERY TIME! 🎶 FROM THE PAN TO THE BONE 🎶 AGE IT LIKE THE SONG! 🎶 OLD AS LOVE! DARK AS RUM! 🎶 BEST WHEN EVERYONE’S GONE NUMB! 🎶 IF IT LASTS—YOU’VE WON 🎶 AGE IT LIKE THE SONG! [Outro – Crowd Still Singing] Let it cool… Let it rest… Some things only get better When you forget them… 🎤 Goodnight—you’ve been beautiful. 🎂🔥