Princess Zelda Ball

[Verse 1] In Hyrule’s court on a moonlit night, The sages gasped at a curious sight. No gown, no crown, no regal call… Just poor Princess Zelda, now a bouncin’ ball! [Chorus] Oh why did Zelda become a ball? She rolled down stairs, she bounced off walls! No Triforce powers could help at all, She can’t play lyre, she’s a sphere, that’s all! [Verse 2] The Hero of Time dropped his sword in shock, “Is this dark magic? Or just a prank from Bokobok?” He knelt down low with his ocarina, But she just rolled off to Kakariko arena. [Chorus] Oh why did Zelda become a ball? She squeaks when she spins, no grace at all! The harp is crying, the guards just stall, Can you strum a tune with no hands at all? [Bridge – spoken, over soft lyre twinkles] Some say a curse from a mischievous Poe, Some say she tripped on a Deku Nut’s throw. But no one’s sure how she got so round— Now she’s the fastest princess around! [Verse 3] Impa’s trying to teach her to bounce in time, While Link’s composing a spherical rhyme. The choir gave up, the band said “No,” She just knocks over chairs like a domino! [Chorus] Oh how will Zelda play lyre at all, When she’s just leather, air, and a faint drumroll? She rolls through Hyrule, a royal sprawl, All because she touched that glowy ball… [Outro] So if you find a mystical stone— Please don’t poke it when you’re alone. Unless you want to risk it all… And turn your princess… into a ball.