[Intro: Sound of a match striking] Dear old friend... It’s been too too long. The Outing Club got us closer to heaven... But the devil caught up with me. [Verse 1] Woke up one morning, screen glowing bright Seduced by the rhythm... the algorithm... in the middle of the night I caught that fever, couldn't turn away Found out I was gifted and good... to my dismay [Verse 2] It was s'posed to be a hobby... ain't nothin but a lark Then I heard that money jingle... now it's time to bark [Chorus] Oh, Joshy Joshy... the blue dog off the chain He's got me up all night... that ain't right... now I'm insane. Oh Joshy Joshy, it's time to ring them bells Little boy Blue's in the CPU... under a spell [Outro] Yeah... I’m gonna be a star. A fake one.