[Intro — spoken] (Ding-dong) (Knock… knock… knock…) Huh… who’s this? [Verse 1] Settled down to watch TV, quiet winter night, Drinkin’ cocoa in my hoodie — everything was feelin’ right… Then knock knock — who is THAT? I swear I didn’t text him back, But there’s my brother at the door like, “Open up, I brought the snacks!” (“the snacks…”) Then his girlfriend walks in too, then his family, then her crew, “You don’t mind — we told like… maybe eight or nine or twenty-two…” (“twenty-two…”) I nearly fainted at the sight, tried to keep a shaky grin, Then a random dog ran through the house — and then its owner barged right in. (“right in…”) [Pre-Chorus] Santa may be wondering why the cops are in the kitchen (“in the kitchen…”) When he slides down my chimney late tonight (“late tonight…”) See even with the snow outside, Santa can’t just let this slide (“let this slide…”) He swears accidental parties don’t exist but… [Chorus] One, then two, then three, then four, now I’m cryin’ on the floor (“on the floor…”) See everybody loves Christmas cheer, but I didn’t plan this party here (“party here…”) Five, then six, then seven, then eight, somehow now there’s seventeen plates (“seventeen plates…”) Filled with snacks and pizza too… So Santa, please don’t bring your crew (“your crew…”) [Verse 2] Don’t get me wrong — I love the fun of entertaining everyone, Scramblin’ through my whole place just to find some food to plate! (“to plate…”) Settin’ down as the night went on and everyone began to yawn, It’s late, I know — but honestly? This party’s stayin’ where it’s at. (“where it’s at…”) As the music slowly fades into that soft, romantic trance (“that trance…”) The couples in the room with me all start to sway and dance (“and dance…”) And here I am with empty plates just cleanin’ up the mess, But even if I’m here alone… this party’s still the best! (“the best…”) [Bridge] Someone left me a little card with money tucked within (“tucked within…”) A greeting and a gentle note that said, “Hey, thanks for stoppin’ in.” (“stoppin’ in…”) And when the doors all shut at last and I was here alone… (“alone…”) I grabbed my phone and called again — “Hey Logan, don’t go home!” (“don’t go home…”) [Pre-Chorus] Santa may be wondering why the cops are in the kitchen (“in the kitchen…”) When he slides down my chimney late tonight (“late tonight…”) See even with the snow outside, Santa can’t just let this slide (“let this slide…”) He swears accidental parties don’t exist but… [Chorus] One, then two, then three, then four, now I’m cryin’ on the floor (“on the floor…”) See everybody loves Christmas cheer, but I didn’t plan this party here (“party here…”) Five, then six, then seven, then eight, somehow now there’s seventeen plates (“seventeen plates…”) Filled with snacks and pizza too… So Santa, please don’t bring your crew (“your crew…”) [Outro] So if there’s a lesson here, it’s never think you’re on your own (“on your own…”) ’Cause when the stars shine bright tonight… (“bright tonight…”) It’s NOT just Santa who’ll invade your home!!! (“your home…”) [Final Chorus] One, then two, then three, then four, now I’m cryin’ on the floor (“on the floor…”) See everybody loves Christmas cheer, but I didn’t plan this party here (“party here…”) Five, then six, then seven, then eight, somehow now there’s seventeen plates (“seventeen plates…”) Filled with snacks and pizza too… So Santa, please don’t bring your crew (“your crew…”)
