[Verse 1] There's a knock at the door and a pause that's a beat too long That means Uncle Jason's here and something's either right or wrong He walks in like a man who's been composing what to say Since approximately halfway through his journey here today [Chorus] Uncle Jason's in town, Uncle Jason's in town He's got news and it could go either way around Buckle up, sit down, clear your afternoon Uncle Jason's in town and he'll be telling you soon [Verse 2] He's been at the gym again, he'd like you to be aware He'll casually flex while reaching for a thing that isn't there Then he's commandeered the kitchen, every burner's occupied He's making something with six spices and an unreasonable amount of pride [Chorus] Uncle Jason's in town, Uncle Jason's in town He's got news and it could go either way around Buckle up, sit down, clear your afternoon Uncle Jason's in town and he'll be telling you soon [Bridge] The news might be fantastic or the news might be a lot But Jason tells it all the same whether you're ready or you're not He shrugs and says "that's life" and then he picks you up And suddenly the news doesn't matter all that much [Verse 3] He's through the door, bag hits the floor "You will not believe —" and here we go once more Could be triumph, could be chaos, could be somewhere in between But that's Jason, and he's here, and that's the best part of the scene [Chorus] Uncle Jason's in town, Uncle Jason's in town He's got news and it could go either way around Buckle up, sit down, clear your afternoon Uncle Jason's in town and he'll be telling you soon [Outro] That's just Uncle Jason That's just Uncle Jason That's just Uncle Jaaaason
