Gettin Sticky Wiv It (Will Smith Parody)

Bring it! Squeeze it! (Whoop!) Ah, ah, ah, ah (Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!) What, what, what, what (Honk! Honk!) On your mark, ready set, let's squeeze My accordion, if you please I go psycho when the honey drips Lick my lips Got to get sticky with it, no slips! Now honey, honey, come slide Maple syrup all up in my eye You got a jelly jar with a lot of stuff in it Give it to your friend, let’s spin it Everybody lookin' at me Glancin' the kid Wish your brat was dancin' the jig With this pasty, gluey kid Kielbasa-basa right from Cuba-Cuba I just bite it It’s so spicy I don’t even light it I’m the master of the plaster on the dance floor Give it up, sticky, make it feel like... hardcore! (Whoops!) Yo, my gluteus is infinite (Ha ha!) Big Willy style’s all in it! Gettin' sticky with it Na na na na na na na nana Na na na na nana (Squeeze those bellows!) Gettin' sticky with it Na na na na na na na nana Na na na na nana (Oh, it’s all over me!) Gettin' sticky with it Na na na na na na na nana Na na na na nana (Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!) Gettin' sticky with it Na na na na na na na nana Na na na na nana What, you want to roll with the kid? Watch your step, you might slip On the trail that I did Mama-unh, mama-unh, mama come closa' In the middle of the kitchen with the rub-a-dub-dosa No love for the haters, the bakers Mad 'cause I got the best cream in the shakers See me on the fifty-yard line with the Raiders Covered in marshmallow, scarin' the spectators! Met a chef, he told me I’m the tastiest I got the fever for the flavor of the pastiest DJ, play another From the Prince of Paste Your highness Only sweet chicks ride in my whips South to the west to the east to the north Pop my cork and watch it go off, go off! (Pop!) Ah, yes yes y'all, ya don't stop In the winter or the summer I make it... goop! Gettin' sticky with it Na na na na na na na nana Na na na na nana (Pass the napkins!) Gettin' sticky with it Na na na na na na na nana Na na na na nana (It’s getting' gooey!) Gettin' sticky with it Na na na na na na na nana Na na na na nana (Watch the upholstery!) Gettin' sticky with it Na na na na na na na nana Na na na na nana (Yodel-ay-hee, yodel-ay-hee, yodel-ay-hee-HOO!) (Accordion solo with heavy vibrato) (Squeaky toy noise) Eight-fifty jars of paste if you need a lift Who’s the kid in the vat? Who else? HartOz! Livin' that life some consider a mess Rock from the deli to the IRS Women used to tease me Now they want to knead me, nice and easy! Since I moved up like George and Weezey Cream to the maximum, I be askin' 'em Would you like to bounce with the brother that's platinum? (Syrup, that is!) Never see Al attackin' 'em I'd rather play accordion with Shaq and 'em Flatten 'em? Psyche! Hittin' you thought I took a spill But I didn't Trust the lady of my life, she's knittin' Hit her with a tube of caulk with the ribbon Crib for my mom on the outskirts of Philly You tryin' to flex on me? Don't be silly, I'm covered in lily... livered... gravy! (Hup!) Gettin' sticky with it Na na na na na na na nana Na na na na nana (It’s in my hair!) Gettin' sticky with it Na na na na na na na nana Na na na na nana (Somebody call a janitor!) Gettin' sticky with it Na na na na na na na nana Na na na na nana (Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!) Gettin' sticky with it Na na na na na na na nana (Uh, uh) Na na na na nana Na na na na nana Na na na na nana (BIG FINISH!) (Loud accordion honk and a tuba blast)