[Intro - spoken, deadpan] Pump's dry. Phone's buzzing. Gauge on E. Don't panic. ...I ran. [Verse 1] Woke up, checked the app, it said zero Queue round the block, I ain't no hero Crude hit two hundred, wallet said "nah" Laced up my shoes and I left the car Diesel? I'd sooner die — that's a hard pass Now I'm burning calories, not gas Tanker stuck in Hormuz, can't move a drop But my two feet? Baby, they don't stop [Hook] No crude from Iran? (I RAN!) Strait of Hormuz shut? (I RAN!) OPEC cut the output? (I RAN!) Petrol queue too long? (I RAN! I RAN!) [Verse 2] Sanctions on the pump, embargo on the flow Refinery offline — guess I gotta go Past the gridlock, past the honking horns Endorphins kicking in like a brand new dawn My calves are crude oil, baby, homegrown Energy independence, all on my own Barrel said two hundred, I said "and?" The only renewable's the way I RAN [Hook] No crude from Iran? (I RAN!) Strait of Hormuz shut? (I RAN!) OPEC cut the output? (I RAN!) Petrol queue too long? (I RAN! I RAN!) [Bridge - half-time, chant build] No pasarán? — I RAN! Persian Gulf jam? — I RAN! Gauge on empty, fuel app dead — Cardio the only thing I got instead! [Verse 3 - fast] Crude prices soaring, geopolitics tense But these legs run on zero pretense You drive, you wait, you sit and you stall I sprint past the lot, leave the petrol y'all No moats round my fitness, just open canals Diesel for the weak — me? I run on morale So when the world goes dark and the barrels are banned Just remember the anthem... baby, I RAN! [Outro - gang vocal, fading] I RAN! I RAN! (Strait outta fuel) I RAN! I RAN! (See you at the finish line)
