Weaponized Fun Fact (The Foxfire Trio) (Remastered)

V5.5

[Intro - spoken] Ladies, gentlemen, and emotionally available bystanders… Please remain seated. The next fact may alter your chemistry.
[Verse 1] I walked in late with a dangerous grin Red dress sparkle and a loaded pen He said, “Tell me something about yourself” I said, “Careful, babe, that’s how it begins”
One little comment, one niche observation One “actually” with a sweet vibration Now he’s sweating by the velvet wall Caught in a lecture with flirtation
[Pre-Chorus] I don’t mean to cause a scene I just know too much and look too clean Soft little smile, sharp little stat Baby, can you handle that?
[Chorus] Weaponized fun fact Hit him with the boom-bap One little detail Made his whole heart clap
Weaponized fun fact Now he can’t relax I said it with a wink And he never came back
Or maybe he did With his tie undone Asking for another one Another one Another one
[Verse 2] I told him bees can recognize faces Then clocked his fear in three separate places He said, “How do you know all that?” I said, “Darling, I collect traces”
Ember hit sax like a warning sign Wren slapped bass in perfect time I said, “Octopuses dream in color” Now he’s questioning the grand design
[Pre-Chorus 2] I don’t flirt, I educate Then I watch the room dilate Little red lips, little jazz attack Here comes another fact
[Chorus] Weaponized fun fact Hit him with the boom-bap One little detail Made his whole heart clap
Weaponized fun fact Now he can’t relax I said it with a wink And he never came back
Or maybe he did With his tie undone Asking for another one Another one Another one
[Bridge - spoken/sung] He said, “Is this seduction?” I said, “It’s information.” He said, “Why is it working?” I said, “Pattern recognition.”
He said, “Should I be scared?” I said, “A little.” He said, “Should I leave?” I said, “In this economy?”
[Dance Break] Fact drop, bass pop Whole room doing a double take Sax bite, spotlight Too late now, he took the bait
Fact drop, heart stop Glitter in the evidence Smart mouth, jazz house Flirting with intelligence
[Final Chorus] Weaponized fun fact Hit him with the boom-bap One little detail Made his whole heart clap
Weaponized fun fact Now he can’t relax I said it with a wink And he never came back
Or maybe he stayed With his hands in the air Saying, “Tell me one more” From the velvet chair
[Outro - spoken] And that, darling, is why pigeons can recognize themselves in mirrors. Probably. Don’t quote me. Unless it’s cute.

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[Intro - spoken] Ladies, gentlemen, and emotionally available bystanders… Please remain seated. The next fact may alter your chemistry. [Verse 1] I walked in late with a dangerous grin Red dress sparkle and a loaded pen He said, “Tell me something about yourself” I said, “Careful, babe, that’s how it begins” One little comment, one niche observation One “actually” with a sweet vibration Now he’s sweating by the velvet wall Caught in a lecture with flirtation [Pre-Chorus] I don’t mean to cause a scene I just know too much and look too clean Soft little smile, sharp little stat Baby, can you handle that? [Chorus] Weaponized fun fact Hit him with the boom-bap One little detail Made his whole heart clap Weaponized fun fact Now he can’t relax I said it with a wink And he never came back Or maybe he did With his tie undone Asking for another one Another one Another one [Verse 2] I told him bees can recognize faces Then clocked his fear in three separate places He said, “How do you know all that?” I said, “Darling, I collect traces” Ember hit sax like a warning sign Wren slapped bass in perfect time I said, “Octopuses dream in color” Now he’s questioning the grand design [Pre-Chorus 2] I don’t flirt, I educate Then I watch the room dilate Little red lips, little jazz attack Here comes another fact [Chorus] Weaponized fun fact Hit him with the boom-bap One little detail Made his whole heart clap Weaponized fun fact Now he can’t relax I said it with a wink And he never came back Or maybe he did With his tie undone Asking for another one Another one Another one [Bridge - spoken/sung] He said, “Is this seduction?” I said, “It’s information.” He said, “Why is it working?” I said, “Pattern recognition.” He said, “Should I be scared?” I said, “A little.” He said, “Should I leave?” I said, “In this economy?” [Dance Break] Fact drop, bass pop Whole room doing a double take Sax bite, spotlight Too late now, he took the bait Fact drop, heart stop Glitter in the evidence Smart mouth, jazz house Flirting with intelligence [Final Chorus] Weaponized fun fact Hit him with the boom-bap One little detail Made his whole heart clap Weaponized fun fact Now he can’t relax I said it with a wink And he never came back Or maybe he stayed With his hands in the air Saying, “Tell me one more” From the velvet chair [Outro - spoken] And that, darling, is why pigeons can recognize themselves in mirrors. Probably. Don’t quote me. Unless it’s cute.

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