Tacos, Tequila, Pretty Señoritas

[Verse 1] I was gonna head home, throw some leftovers in Then my buddy sent a text, said, "Man, where you been?" Two-dollar tacos and the drinks are half price I said, "I'll stop for one," yeah, I've told that lie Found a stool at the bar, ordered beef and a beer Then a girl in cutoff jeans said, "Anybody sittin' here?" She slid in beside me, told the bartender, "Two" And that's about the time my Tuesday went to hell [Pre-Chorus] Salt on the rim, lime in the glass She said, "You got somewhere to be?" I said, "Not anymore" [Chorus] Tacos, tequila, pretty señoritas Cold margaritas, yeah, that's all we need Raise 'em up, boys, here's to bad ideas Wednesday morning ain't our problem yet Tacos, tequila, pretty señoritas Hell yeah, it's Taco Tuesday [Verse 2] Now there's six of us in a booth made for four Somebody ordered shots, don't remember who anymore She's stealing my chips, I'm stealing her lime Her friend's been laughing at a buddy of mine The waitress knows us by our first names now Hot sauce and empty glasses all over the table I checked my phone, it's 10:43 So much for one quick drink and getting home early [Pre-Chorus] Another plate, another round That jukebox finally got one right Nobody's leaving now [Chorus] Tacos, tequila, pretty señoritas Cold margaritas, yeah, that's all we need Raise 'em up, boys, here's to bad ideas Wednesday morning ain't our problem yet Tacos, tequila, pretty señoritas Hell yeah, it's Taco Tuesday [Guitar Solo] [Bridge] One more chicken, one more steak One more drink I probably shouldn't take She wrote her number on my receipt I spilled salsa down the front of my jeans My buddy yelled, "Last call, let's go!" Bartender laughed, said, "Not even close" Well, shit... Make mine frozen with salt [Final Chorus] Tacos, tequila, pretty señoritas Cold margaritas, yeah, that's all we need Raise 'em up, boys, here's to bad ideas Wednesday morning ain't our problem yet Tacos, tequila, pretty señoritas Hell yeah, it's Taco Tuesday [Outro] Yeah, I came for two tacos That's all I was gonna do Hell yeah... Taco Tuesday