[Verse 1] Hello forever, thanks a lot, man This is my wife? That’s the plan? She’s gonna be this way the whole time? Can I get a refund? Huh? You’re fine? [Pre-Chorus] What do you mean you don’t want this one back? I paid double—now explain that fact [Chorus] Where is my—where is my—where is my guarantee? Where is my—where is my—what did you sell to me? You said she’d come easy, you said she’d come free Where is my—where is my guarantee? [Verse 2] Well, fine, I’ll keep her, but I get your money too This one isn’t cheap like you said she’d be—who knew? What? Yeah, I know she’s pretty, so what? Does a perfect face make the attitude enough? [Pre-Chorus] Hhhh… so I’m stuck with her, that’s the deal? You’re telling me the fine print’s real? [Chorus] Where is my—where is my—where is my guarantee? Where is my—where is my—what did you sell to me? You said she’d come easy, you said she’d come free Where is my—where is my guarantee? [Verse 3] Okay, I guess I better marry her then Make it a full-time job until the very end For the rest of my life, I’ll learn the terms Love comes with a face—and a thousand concerns [Bridge] No returns, no exchange, no receipt in sight Still, somehow, she’s the one I choose tonight If this is the deal, then I’ll see it through I’ll take all the trouble, if it comes with you [Final Chorus] Where is my—where is my—where is my guarantee? Where is my—where is my—what did you sell to me? You said she’d come easy, you said she’d come free Where is my—where is my guarantee? Where is my—where is my—where is my guarantee? Where is my—where is my—what did you sell to me? She’s not cheap, she’s not simple, but she’s here with me Where is my—where is my guarantee?
