The Master Mechanic

glam rock, industrial, hip-hop, trap, R&B

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[Intro]
[Deep groovy bass line]
Yeah... gotta keep her runnin' smooth.
Bring it into the shop.

[Verse 1]
She’s a high-performance model, built for speed and class
But if you don't do the maintenance, she ain't gonna last
Got a squeak in the suspension, a rattle in the rear
You gotta get your hands dirty if you wanna steer
Don't just kick the tires, son, that won't do the trick
You need a gentle touch to make this baby tick

[Chorus]
You gotta handle those Rubber Parts
(Rub `er Parts)
Yeah, give 'em some attention right from the start
When the friction gets high and the pressure is tight
You gotta grease up those Rubber Parts
(Rub `er Parts)
Make sure everything is fitting just right
Or you ain't goin' nowhere tonight

[Verse 2]
Check that silicone seal, make sure it's nice and wet
Best kind of distraction that a man can get
Got a sensitive O-ring, don't you treat it rough
Just a little bit of polish oughta be enough
If you feel it overheating when you hit the road
Pull over nice and slow before she blows a load

[Bridge]
Some guys like chrome, some guys like steel
But that synthetic softness is the sweetest feel
It absorbs the shock when the ride gets hard
Best damn engineering in the whole scrap yard!
[Guitar Solo - wah-wah pedal heavy, mimicking a 'talking' vocal style]

[Outro]
Yeah, just like that.
Nice and sealed.
She's purring now.
Don't forget the spare...
[Fade out with engine revving]

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All Rights Reserved to PeacefulAvatar © ℗2025 This brought to you by: Harmonicforge Productions. Thank you for Listening, your support, and encouragement. Drop a comment if you liked it. Lyrics Human-Crafted by PeacefulAvatar ========================================= [Intro] [Deep groovy bass line] Yeah... gotta keep her runnin' smooth. Bring it into the shop. [Verse 1] She’s a high-performance model, built for speed and class But if you don't do the maintenance, she ain't gonna last Got a squeak in the suspension, a rattle in the rear You gotta get your hands dirty if you wanna steer Don't just kick the tires, son, that won't do the trick You need a gentle touch to make this baby tick [Chorus] You gotta handle those Rubber Parts (Rub `er Parts) Yeah, give 'em some attention right from the start When the friction gets high and the pressure is tight You gotta grease up those Rubber Parts (Rub `er Parts) Make sure everything is fitting just right Or you ain't goin' nowhere tonight [Verse 2] Check that silicone seal, make sure it's nice and wet Best kind of distraction that a man can get Got a sensitive O-ring, don't you treat it rough Just a little bit of polish oughta be enough If you feel it overheating when you hit the road Pull over nice and slow before she blows a load [Chorus] You gotta handle those Rubber Parts (Rub `er Parts) Yeah, give 'em some attention right from the start When the friction gets high and the pressure is tight You gotta grease up those Rubber Parts (Rub `er Parts) Make sure everything is fitting just right Or you ain't goin' nowhere tonight [Bridge] Some guys like chrome, some guys like steel But that synthetic softness is the sweetest feel It absorbs the shock when the ride gets hard Best damn engineering in the whole scrap yard! [Guitar Solo - wah-wah pedal heavy, mimicking a 'talking' vocal style] [Chorus] You gotta handle those Rubber Parts (Rub `er Parts) Yeah, give 'em some attention right from the start When the friction gets high and the pressure is tight You gotta grease up those Rubber Parts (Rub `er Parts) Make sure everything is fitting just right Or you ain't goin' nowhere tonight [Outro] Yeah, just like that. Nice and sealed. She's purring now. Don't forget the spare... [Fade out with engine revving]

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