Verse 1 Dashing through the snow In a rusty Batmobile Over potholes we go Spinning every wheel Bells on Bat-ears ring Making spirits bright Gordon’s on the Bat-phone yelling “Turn on your gosh-darn headlights!” Chorus Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride In a broken-down old sleigh — HEY! Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Batman’s cape smells like mothballs And Alfred ran away! Verse 2 Batman smells Robin laid an egg The Batmobile lost a wheel And the Joker got away — HEY! Verse 3 Catwoman stole the tree Penguin torched the mall Harley’s on a candy-cane rampage Smashing every hall Two-Face flipped a coin Said “Let’s blow up the North Pole!” Scarecrow gassed the reindeer Now they’re all rock ’n’ roll Chorus Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to watch Gotham wreck Christmas Day — HEY! Jingle bells, Joker yells “Santa’s mine today!” He tied him up with Christmas lights And made the elves his DJs Verse 4 Superman showed up tipsy On spiked eggnog, what a sight Tried to fly the sleigh Crashed it into the night Wonder Woman lassoed All the villains in a pile But they slipped out using Bane’s industrial-strength hair gel Verse 5 Batman smells Robin laid an egg The Batmobile lost all four wheels Commissioner broke his leg The Joker’s still on the loose Riddler stole the toys And now he’s spraying “HA HA HA” All over little girls and boys! Final Chorus Jingle bells, Gotham smells Christmas went to pot Thanks to Batman’s stinky cape And Robin’s exploding… plot — HEY! Jingle bells, jingle bells Run while you still can Merry Christmas, here’s the Joker With a prank bomb in his hand — BOOM! Happy Ending Verse (new!) Then Santa grabbed his sack Gave a mighty “Ho ho ho!” Flashed a Christmas laser And turned the bad guys into snow! The heroes fixed the sleigh Flew it high into the night Delivered all the presents And made Christmas morning bright! Very Final Chorus (everybody together now) Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to save A super Christmas Day — HEY! Jingle bells, jingle bells Heroes won the fight Merry Christmas, Gotham City Now go kiss beneath the lights!
