They came from Space by Ladivine-RareMonochords2525

[Intro – spoken]
They came from space to study Earth
They thought we’d show them wisdom, worth...
But oh boy, they were wrong, so wrong!
Let’s tell you in this little song…

….

[Verse 1 – The Trans Diva]
They found her dancing, heels sky-high
Brows on point, lashes could fly
But when they called her “sir,” oh hell!
She screamed: “It’s MADAM!” can’t you tell!
You have to stop discriminate
Because that’s a crime of hate
Now every alien’s so confused 
They’re traumatized and feel abused

…..

[Verse 2 – The Basement Gamer]
They zapped up Chad from Mom’s garage
Still in socks, mid-snack barrage
“Do you guys serve food?” he said
“And…I want my gaming bed!»
He left crumbs in every hatch
Now alien kitchens smell like snatch
He lays around and takes up space
While stuffing foods into his face

..,,,,,

[Chorus – All characters, big group vibe]
Take us to your leader, we said, 
they turned the ship and ran instead 
They locked the doors, they changed the codes
And ditched us all on desert roads
No probes, no tests, no fame
They dumped us with a note of shame:
“You humans are bloody insane!
So insane!»

……

[Verse 3 – The Angry Grandma]
Next was Ethel, sweet and old
But her voice was sharp ice-cold 
She nagged their captain half to death
And criticized his alien breath
She knitted socks for every crew
Then yelled: “You call this food a stew!?”
Your cooking sucks so much,
you need a woman’s touch

.,,,,

[Verse 4 – The Corporate King]
Then came Brad, the CEO
Demanded staff and wine on show
“I’m not here to scrub or sweat—
Where’s my throne and private jet?”
He demanded this and that
The aliens got quite upset
He called them lazy dumb and green
The worst that he had ever seen

…..

[Verse 5 – Add-on: Wellness Influencer]
They grabbed a girl with crystals glowing
She talked chakras, full moon flowing
Rubbed sage on circuits, cleansed the ship
Then vaped and gave them mushroom tips
They said: we study stars and war”
She said, “you need a juice cleanse more”

[Chorus – Repeat with even more drama]
Take us to your leader, what a twist
They took one look—and made a list
Of who to never steal again
Humans, let’s skip that strain
They sped away, no lights, no sound
And left us yelling on the ground:
[all the people scream] You cowards can’t handle Earth!”…you cowards!

[Outro – spoken, fading into music]
Now we wait...
For the next confused flying saucer
To meet Karen, Chad, and Queen Elossa
Godspeed, brave travelers...
Godspeed…welcome back …cheers…

[Outro Verse – soft sung or half-spoken]
They hit the warp at lightning speed
Left behind their probes and weed
No research, no final scan
Just panic in a silver van
The last we heard, one alien said: 
«Let’s go to Mars instead!
This is too much crazy fuzz,
Earth is not the place for us!»

…..

[Tagline – big musical punch]
So if you're flying near this zone...
Leave humans the hell alone
You’re not ready for the human race,
For all our shit and crazy fase,
Hahaha This is our best defense, 
Mental illness and lack of sense, 
No aliens are welcome here,
Stay in space, you’re better there

Yihaa.., haha..hahahaha.,.

in  space,  you’ re  better  there

Yihaa..,  haha.. hahahaha.,.

3170/7500

[Intro – spoken] They came from space to study Earth They thought we’d show them wisdom, worth... But oh boy, they were wrong, so wrong! Let’s tell you in this little song… …. [Verse 1 – The Trans Diva] They found her dancing, heels sky-high Brows on point, lashes could fly But when they called her “sir,” oh hell! She screamed: “It’s MADAM!” can’t you tell! You have to stop discriminate Because that’s a crime of hate Now every alien’s so confused They’re traumatized and feel abused ….. [Verse 2 – The Basement Gamer] They zapped up Chad from Mom’s garage Still in socks, mid-snack barrage “Do you guys serve food?” he said “And…I want my gaming bed!» He left crumbs in every hatch Now alien kitchens smell like snatch He lays around and takes up space While stuffing foods into his face ..,,,,, [Chorus – All characters, big group vibe] Take us to your leader, we said, they turned the ship and ran instead They locked the doors, they changed the codes And ditched us all on desert roads No probes, no tests, no fame They dumped us with a note of shame: “You humans are bloody insane! So insane!» …… [Verse 3 – The Angry Grandma] Next was Ethel, sweet and old But her voice was sharp ice-cold She nagged their captain half to death And criticized his alien breath She knitted socks for every crew Then yelled: “You call this food a stew!?” Your cooking sucks so much, you need a woman’s touch .,,,, [Verse 4 – The Corporate King] Then came Brad, the CEO Demanded staff and wine on show “I’m not here to scrub or sweat— Where’s my throne and private jet?” He demanded this and that The aliens got quite upset He called them lazy dumb and green The worst that he had ever seen ….. [Verse 5 – Add-on: Wellness Influencer] They grabbed a girl with crystals glowing She talked chakras, full moon flowing Rubbed sage on circuits, cleansed the ship Then vaped and gave them mushroom tips They said: we study stars and war” She said, “you need a juice cleanse more” [Chorus – Repeat with even more drama] Take us to your leader, what a twist They took one look—and made a list Of who to never steal again Humans, let’s skip that strain They sped away, no lights, no sound And left us yelling on the ground: [all the people scream] You cowards can’t handle Earth!”…you cowards! [Outro – spoken, fading into music] Now we wait... For the next confused flying saucer To meet Karen, Chad, and Queen Elossa Godspeed, brave travelers... Godspeed…welcome back …cheers… [Outro Verse – soft sung or half-spoken] They hit the warp at lightning speed Left behind their probes and weed No research, no final scan Just panic in a silver van The last we heard, one alien said: «Let’s go to Mars instead! This is too much crazy fuzz, Earth is not the place for us!» ….. [Tagline – big musical punch] So if you're flying near this zone... Leave humans the hell alone You’re not ready for the human race, For all our shit and crazy fase, Hahaha This is our best defense, Mental illness and lack of sense, No aliens are welcome here, Stay in space, you’re better there Yihaa.., haha..hahahaha.,. in space, you’ re better there Yihaa.., haha.. hahahaha.,.

0/500