Arguing with My Cat

[Intro] i told you no You just stared me down Tail flicking like a royal crown Your kingdom’s here My couch your throne I’m just a servant in my own home [Verse] You sit on the throne like a furry king I beg you to move but you don’t do a thing Your eyes say it all You’ve already won This battle of wits I’m clearly undone [Prechorus] Oh the fur on my coat Like stars in the night Proof of your love Though it’s not polite [Chorus] Arguing with my cat I know it’s insane But I do it anyway It’s part of the game His fur on my clothes His silent decree He rules the world Or at least he rules me [Verse 2] I tell you the couch isn’t just for you You stretch and you yawn like it’s all untrue My dinner is cold ‘cause I made you a feast You’re a tyrant My friend A purring beast A ball of fluff [Prechorus] You meows I fold You wins the war I sweep his fur but find some more [Chorus] Fur of love It’s everywhere On my jacket my chair Your love's tattoo Fuzzy proof that you're loyal and true Crazy ? Yeah Maybe But I can’t stay mad I’m losing every fight we’ve ever had [Bridge] Oh the battle’s lost I’ll never win You claims the house I let you in A rebel A poet A ball of fluff But that’s the price of fur of love [Prechorus] Oh the fur on my coat Like stars in the night Proof of your love Though it’s not polite [Chorus] Arguing with my cat I know it’s insane But I do it anyway It’s part of the game His fur on my clothes His silent decree He rules the world Or at least he rules me [Ending] Oh feline dictator My lovable pest Your chaos Your charm I’m still impressed I know I’m a fool But I’ll never quit Loving your nonsense Every last bit