[Verse 1 – Female Solo] [G] I lose my phone while I’m talkin’ on it [C] Spill the tea, then write a sonnet [D] I mix up names and miss my turns [G] But I leave ‘em laughing while the casserole burns [G] I get too loud when I’m feelin’ proud [C] Then whisper truth when it’s not allowed [D] I cry at songs, then laugh at pain [G] And I’ll do it all with a lipstick stain ⸻ [Chorus – Female Solo] [C] I’m funny sometimes, dammit—can’t you see? [G] A little sass and a whole lotta me [D] I’m a prayer and a punchline, a truth in disguise [G] With a laugh that’ll echo and tears in my eyes [C] Might not be polished, but I’ve got a spark [G] A silver tongue and a sentimental heart [D] I ain’t perfect, but I’m still a gem [G] I’m funny sometimes, dammit—and that’s enough for them ⸻ [Verse 2 – Female Solo] [G] I burn my toast, but I roast real good [C] Don’t need a script—I’m understood [D] I mess things up, then charm ‘em right [G] I shine like stars in the darkest night [G] I keep my flaws like I keep my spice [C] Add a dash of real to every slice [D] You want a lady who knows her worth? [G] I’m a walking paradox with a whole lotta mirth ⸻ [Bridge – Spoken/Sung – with cheek) [C] “Bless your heart” got layers, friend [G] That ain’t a cut—it’s how we mend [D] You bring the doubt, I’ll bring the proof [G] Wrapped in wit and a whisper of truth ⸻ [Final Chorus – Female Solo] [C] I’m funny sometimes, dammit—hear me loud [G] Ain’t no shame in makin’ myself proud [D] I’ve tripped and cried, but I rise and grin [G] With mascara tears and a will to win [C] Ain’t just jokes—I got depth and soul [G] I crack the silence, I make it whole [D] I may be a mess, but I’m still enough— [G] I’m funny sometimes, dammit—and baby, that’s tough.
