Spooky, scary, Good Doctor, His coat is black as night. Glowing eyes and leather beak, Such a charming sight. Spooky, scary, Good Doctor, Says, "It's safe... I think". You start to twitch, he says relax, Then he pours another drink. We're sorry, Good Doctor, we judged your pointy nose, We only came to hear your songs (not grow eleven toes). 'Cause spooky, scary, Good Doctor, Keeps samples on a shelf. He swears the side effects are mild, He tried them on himself. Treatment's unconventional, he swears it's worth a chance, Your feet no longer ask your head (before they start to dance). Spooky, scary, Good Doctor, Won't miss a single beat. His eyes shine bright, green in the night, He can't control his feet. Aches and pains and extra brains, He'll make you good as new. Spooky, scary, Good Doctor, Has one more dose for you!
