(Verse 1) Yeah, I’m Nessie, chillin’ in the deep lake blue, Mindin’ my business like I always do, Then some tourist shows up like “Where you at, fam?” Bro I’m underwater eatin’ fish and Spam. Every year same story, same old hype, Blurry photo of my tail? That ain’t my type, That’s a log, mate, or a sleepy wave, I’m just tryna nap in my underwater cave. (Chorus) I’m the Loch Ness monster, hide-and-seek pro, Swim so smooth that the ripples don’t show, People yell “Nessie!” I’m like “Nope, not me,” That’s just a floating stick and your imagination spree. Loch Ness, Nessie, living rent-free, In your conspiracy theories on TV, I’m just vibing with the eels and the fish, While you make documentaries every single wish. (Verse 2) Got drones flying over my favorite spot, Bro I moved five miles just to avoid that lot, Submarine shows up like “please say cheese,” I waved once, now I’m trending overseas. I got mermaid cousins say I’m too low-key, Kraken texted like “bro you ghosting me?” I said “I’m retired from the fame and the fuss, Y’all too dramatic, I just wanna be us.” (Bridge) You hear splashes? That’s me doing laps, Not a monster attack, just snack relapse, Fish be like “yo Nessie don’t eat our crew,” I said “sorry lads, I gotta get through.” (Breakdown) Is it Nessie? (Nope!) Is it real? (Maybe nope!) Is that a wave? (Definitely hope!) Is it a log? Probably cope! (Final Chorus) I’m Nessie, legend of the Scottish scene, Just a long-neck queen in the loch serene, You chase me around with your cameras and flair, I’m literally just breathing lake air. Loch Ness, Nessie, living my best life, Dodging every boat and a curious dive, If you think you saw me, I won’t disagree, But I was probably asleep… honestly.
