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They/Them Helps with Transitions v4

well expleetive deeleetive! I should have never ever worked with a member of the LGBTQIA Community they/them just turned this childcare center into a great travesty I asked they/them to help with the kids transitions that means helping the kids move from activity to activity or move from one classroom to another with minimal fuss. [bridge to chorus] I thought they/them knew what I meant how could I be so wrong? what a horrible mistake they/them made I'll be the one who takes the blame I was in charge! the kids were transitioned alright! [chorus] now Jimmy is Jenny and Stephanie is Steven Tommy is Tara and Sally is Sam how will I explain this to the parents when they arrive? now their rambunctious young man is wearing lipstick dresses in drag or their little princess now is a butch guy I'm sure the daycare will be shut down I'm sure I'm headed for jail we will get support from leftists who think it was great the kids are affirming who they really are they are 3 but they know who they are all because now [chorus] now Jenny is Jimmy and Stephanie is Steven Tommy is Tara and Sally is Sam how will I explain this to the parents they are going to be mad that their rambunctious young man is wearing lipstick sporting heels or their little princess now has a beard don't you think that's weird? they/them just does not get it they/them thinks they/them were doing just what i asked I wanted they/them to help the kids switch classrooms not switch their gender identity! the kids are confused here i am trying to stand for biological truth! I hoped we all learned something at the daycare today I hope we all learned something about sticking with reality at our daycare today! let kids be who they are the way God originally made them! let them be kids let them be innocent and leave them alone As Floyd said "Hey teacher leave the kids alone!!!"