In the morning I fought a leprechaun

Twas' an early morning hour At McBlarneys me favorite pub Johnny was lookin' sour O'Brian lay drunk in the tub Deee dee lalalaaaa deee deee lalalaaa Suddenly walked a surly leprechaun On me he pulled out a knife He mistook me for another Makin' poor comments of his late wife Deee dee lalalaaaa deee deee lalalaaa [Chorus] He smashed me in the forhead I punched him in his eye was actually quite strong For a little kinda guy We both attacked eachother Upon the pub floor rolling over I clocked the shorty in the nose He kicked me in me clover Deee dee lalalaaaa deee deee lalalaaa Twas' almost morning Bloody wit me on the side of the road I demanded the magical bastard Give me his leprechaun gold He cursed me out and shouted Told me he'd see me in hell By then the sun came up Heard the ring of the mornin' bell [Chorus] [Outro] Finally with one last blow picked him up from his reddish beard By then the sun came up the surly leprechaun disappeared Deee dee lalalaaaa deee deee lalalaaa I clocked the shorty in the nose He kicked me in me clover We were at eachothers throats Both rolling over It all happend outside McBlarneys By the magical oak tree But I got nothing to prove it All I got is me story All I got is me story (stoooory)