[Verse 1 – Back in the Woods Again] Kevin said, “Bro, no more dragons,” Miles said, “Yeah, I’m done with flagons.” No more quests or saving towns, Just tents, beans, and sleeping sounds. They marched with pride to the camping site, Armed with flashlights and a can of Sprite. “Let’s tell jokes till our faces hurt!” Miles tripped and faceplanted in the dirt. [Chorus – Campfire Cringe] We're back on the grind with bug spray pride, Cringe jokes blazing like s'mores on the side. "Why did the bear bring toilet paper?" — Groan! To wipe out the woods where he makes his throne. Yeah, we’re laughing so hard, it should be a sin... 'Til the valley floods and we all dive in! 🌊 [Verse 2 – Jokes and Regret] “Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Canoe.” “Canoe who?” “Canoe believe we came back here, dude?” 😐 Miles tried juggling granola bars, Kevin sang “Kumbaya” to the stars. A raccoon stared in silent fear, Probably judging their camping gear. [Bridge – Flood Incoming] Then the sky growled loud with a thunderclap, Miles said, “Hey, is that on the map?” Kevin laughed, “Nah, we’ll be just fine!” Then a wave rolled in and soaked his spine. Backpacks floating, tents went zoom, Like rubber ducks in a muddy monsoon. The fire hissed, their socks were toast— But they kept on joking, proud as ghosts. [Final Chorus – Drenched and Dumb] We’re soaked to the bone, but we’re still weird, Cracking jokes while we lose our gear. "Why did the tree get a job?" Miles said— "Because it wanted to branch ahead!" 🌳💼 Yeah, we may be wet and slightly doomed… But cringe campfire kings have resumed! 👑🔥💧 [Outro – The Soggy Legacy] So if you hear laughter in the pouring rain, It’s just Kevin and Miles — completely insane. They may be drenched and smell like trout, But cringe is eternal — and they’ll never tap out. (Unless it rains again... then maybe they'll just go home.)
