Crappin' at Work v2 - REkzkaRZ

[Verse] Cubicle break, feelin' real sneaky, Paperwork stacked high, feelin' cheeky, Time to dump, whats my payrate per crap? Executive suite gets more per deuce, that's fact. [Chorus] Open the Log log, track the poo poo, Employees take breaks, CEOs do too, Flush time is golden, the paycheck grows, Who knew the throne would pay loads? [Verse] Blue collar hustle, paper stacks high, Restroom rendezvous, cash multiplies, Trip to the head, that moment of zen, Compared to execs with pay-rates times ten. [Chorus] Open the Log log, track the poo poo, Employees take breaks, CEOs do too, Flush time is golden, the paycheck grows, Who knew the throne would pay loads? [Verse] Dont punch the clock before bathroom time, Boss man struts to front of the line, Dollar signs swirl in the restroom light, Bathroom breaks keepin' funds right. [Bridge] Logger’s take the time to compare, Executive craps and shareholder shares, Per minute pay per throne drop stop, Dollars on the roll, wipe the bottom line. Blop blop blop bloppity bloop blop, Blip ba blip plop ploppity bloop blop, [Verse] Log that log as it spirals away, Workers envy that wild journey! Wipe up and zip, check the mirror, Back to fake smiles, fake demeanor, false exterior. [Bridge] Bosses talkin filthy, customers too, Take a break and flush away that poo poo, Workers got a right to be clean and serene, Mess with our zen, go to porcelain latrine! [Chorus] Open the log log, check the poo poo, Employees take breaks, CEOs gotta duty too, Side-hustle on the flusher, the paycheck grows, Who knew my second office would pay loads? [Fade out] Side hustle, Second office, My porcelain throne, Where ideas come from, Bow to the maker at the holy bowl, Fish food flushomatic socialist poo redistributor, 'ET Phone home' on brown gremlin throne, Squeezin cheese while executives live a life of ease... [End]