[Intro – Slow accordion, church bells, occasional “brrr brrr patapim” whispers] O mamma mia, here he come-a On a scooter made of Rome-a Blessing sharks and cappuccino Wears a hat that says "Bambino" [Chorus – Majestic male choir + Italo-house beat drops in early] Pizzaballa! Pizzaballa! With the power of mozzarella! He baptize spaghetti, canonize cheese, Turn the moon into a holy wheel of brie Pizzaballa! Trippa flying! Trippi troppi troppa trippa Canon law but make it pasta Bless the sauce, then disappear-a [Verse 1 – Accordion + goat bleats + slap bass] He ride with Tralalero, shark of three legs Juggling meatballs and sacred kegs Bombardino Crocodilo flies Humming hymns and baking pies [Chorus – Even faster, bouncier, choir begins to yell] Pizzaballa! He be preachin’! With Chimpanzini screechin’! He flips a gnocchi like a holy sign And yells “Lasagna is divine!” [Mini Beat Drop – Half-tempo, children’s choir chanting rhythmically] TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR! TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR! TUNG-A-BLESS, TUNG-A-BLAST! TRIPPA MASS, HOLY FAST! [Verse 2 – Opera vocals glitching, dubstep risers, brrr brrr patapim FX] He holds a staff of peppercorn Bans pineapples, declares them porn With Ballerina Cappuccina wild They sanctify a ravioli child [Chorus – Huge, deranged, synths howling] Pizzaballa! Pizzaballa! Rolling with Armadillino Frullalà-la! In marinara they baptize fate And hold communion with a dinner plate [Extended BEAT DROP – Full chaos: lasers, explosions, monkey screeches] TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR! TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR! TRIPPA TUNG! BRRRR PATAPIM! PASTA THUNDER IN THE VATICAN’S RIM! TUNG TUNG FOR THE HOLY SPAGHETTI! TUNG TUNG ‘CAUSE THE SOUL WASN’T READY! [Bridge – Gregorian chant over hardcore techno] Limone limone, his robe made of brie He’s faxing the pope from a lemon tree Gelato melts, the sinners scream He does backflips in a mozzarella dream [Chorus – Breakcore tempo, looping like brainrot] Pizzaballa! Pizzaballa! He command a pasta koala! Ride the Vespa of divine regret Spill espresso on the marionette [Mini Beat Drop – fast again, children chanting trippa over 909 drums] TRIPPA TRIPPA TRIPPA TRIPPA TRIPPA TRIPPA! TUNG TUNG SAHUR! (brrr patapim) TRIPPA TUNG SAHUR PATAPIM! TRIPPA BLESS! TUNG-A-HIM! [Final Chorus – Heavenly but chaotic, key change, choir screaming in Latin] Pizzaballa! Supreme lasagna! His mitre holds a whole lasagna! Through space and time his Vespa roars Blessing worms and dinner drawers [Outro – Echoing silence, soft “tung… tung… tung…” fading into wind] Pizzaballa rides alone… On pasta
