I don't need a day to tell me what to do I don't need a day to show that I love you I don't need a card to tell me what to say Our love will last longer than a damn bouquet it's time for us to go! let's get down to costco! what are we gonna get? i reckon i don't know! we're going way too slow! let's get down to costco! we need to get some groceries and i'll get a new banjo! we can show our love any day of the year no longer will we have to live in fear of corporate America's dark hold all of this plastic is getting real old it's time for us to go! we're going to costco! what are we gonna get? i reckon i don't know! don't want no other sto we only need costco sam's club can go to hell never even liked their smell discard the propaganda, take off the blindfold you don't have to always do as you're told stand up and fight, say i'm gonna do it my way i don't need no corporate valentine's day we're going way too slow! let's get down to costco! we'll get a thousand-pack of skittles and i'll buy a costco fiddle my costco fiddle!
