[Verse 1] Twenty-twenty-six! The great funk came alive! Six-foot tall, bug-shaped freak, jacked and jacked on pride! Stringer tank, regional champ, insect bodybuilder sick! Sweatin’ up the whole damn block, smell so thick you choke on it! Bench press a park bench, dogs still chained up! Neighbors hold they breath till they fuckin’ throw up! Every rep, every set, makes the air turn black! You can chew the funk, yeah it hits you right back! [Chorus] FUNK RADIUS! — Thirty-two blocks! Mailbox drippin’, windshield rot! YELLOW GLAZE! On the front porch rail! Run as fast as you want, you can’t out-smell! HOT ARMPIT! In a raincoat! Stuck in your teeth and down your throat! FUNK RADIUS! — You inhale! De-Odor-Ant will never fail! [Verse 2] Doorbell cam, 3 AM, cursed HD! Posin’ on the driveway like a god of B.O. beef! Foot sweat drippin’, squeezin’ it on his chest! Rubbin’ on the thorax like pre-workout blessed! Hazmat crew roll up, van doors slam! Plastic suits, little masks, still no chance, damn! Every time they rush him, he just flexes wide! One more musk wave — everybody flatlines inside! [Chorus] FUNK RADIUS! — Thirty-two blocks! Mailbox drippin’, windshield rot! YELLOW GLAZE! On the front porch rail! Run as fast as you want, you can’t out-smell! HOT ARMPIT! In a raincoat! Stuck in your teeth and down your throat! FUNK RADIUS! — You inhale! De-Odor-Ant will never fail! [Bridge] YMCA lot, under the parking light! Zip-top bag in the middle of the night! They sealed that bug, but he fogs the shell! Flexin’ in plastic, still raisin’ hell! Neighbors gag with the windows shut tight! Taste that locker room crawlin’ up your nose all night! Move three towns, burn your fuckin’ clothes! Great funk follows everywhere you go! [Breakdown – Chant] MUSK! — Radius! Block by block — contagious! MUSK! — Radius! Breathe it in — OUTRAGEOUS! [Final Chorus – Bigger] FUNK RADIUS! — Thirty-two blocks! Mailbox drippin’, windshield rot! YELLOW GLAZE! On the front porch rail! Run as fast as you want, you can’t out-smell! HOT ARMPIT! In a raincoat! Stuck in your teeth and down your throat! FUNK RADIUS! — You inhale! De-Odor-Ant will never fail!
