{intro radio broadcast) Bob Lazar is an American businessman best known for his 1989 claims that he worked on reverse-engineering extraterrestrial spacecraft at a secret facility near Area 51. [Verse 1] BOB BOB BOB Bob Lazar: Lazar la la lazar Aaah aaahh area Area fifty one fif fif fifty one Flying fly Flying Saucers Yo, start the count at one-fifteen, Mc on the periodic throne 115 1 1 115 Area 51 Element 115 Superheavy ghost, born in the cyclotron, calcium-48 on americium bone Dubna beamline spit the first atoms, 2003, Oganessian zone Half-life ticking milliseconds, alpha cascade to nihonium clone Lazar dropped the number years before the table filled the square Said the fuel was stable, machined wedge, two-twenty-three gram rare Proton strike on the 115, flash to 116, antimatter flare [Chorus] BOB BOB LAZAR BOB BOB LAZAR Bob Lazar: Lazar la la lazar Area fifty one Area fifty one Flying fly Flying Saucers [Verse 2] Annihilation clean, no waste, gravity-A wave in the waveguide air Sport Model hangar, Papoose side door cut into the mountain face BOB BOB LAZAR Black bus windows, EG&G badge, Edward Teller name in the briefing space BOB BOB LAZAR Reactor basketball-size on the plate, strong-force twist they call gravity-A Amplify the wave, pinch the spacetime, distant point fall into place Island of stability theory, N-one-eighty-four, magic shell But the lab only cooks the short-lived ones, neutron count still short of the well 650 milliseconds max on the longest clock we ever held While the story claim five hundred pounds of stable metal in the vault, withheld Mc the emcee, moscovium flow, half-life spit so rapid the bar don’t last Wordplay nuclear, decay chain tight, every syllable alpha-blast [Bridge] Zeta Reticuli brief, Sport Model chrome, liquid-titanium glass S-4 side door open then sealed, records erased like the past One-fifteen, the number that landed before the synthesis came Stable claim versus measured decay, same atom different name Gravity amplifier myth or missing physics, still the same frame Bob Lazar: Lazar la la lazar Aaah aaahh area Area fifty one fif fif fifty one Flying fly Flying Saucers [Chorus] BOB BOB LAZAR BOB BOB LAZAR Bob Lazar: Lazar la la lazar Area fifty one Area fifty one Flying fly Flying Saucers [Verse 3] Bob kept the story locked for thirty-seven years, never changed the claim Chop the half-life, chop the island, chop the reactor core Chop the blacked-out bus, the hand scanner, the mountain door Chop the proton beam on the 115, antimatter pour Bob Lazar: Lazar la la lazar Aaah aaahh area Area fifty one fif fif fifty one Flying fly Flying Saucers Element never stable in the lab, but the legend still score Mc on the mic, Z equals one-one-five Superheavy truth or superheavy lie Either way the wave still rides Bob Lazar: Lazar la la lazar
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