(Intro Music) (Intro - Bright synths, upbeat tempo, electronic drumbeat kicks in) You got this, buddy! Just add a little d4… (Verse 1): Rolling a stealth check, creeping in the night, I cast a little Guidance, now the roll feels right! From opening a door to tasting some pie, I’ll bless every moment—don’t ask me why! With my hand glowing bright, I’ll whisper real low, "You got this, buddy! Just give it a go!" From talking to a dragon to tying your shoe, I’ve got a d4 for everything you do! (Pre-Chorus): They’re saying, "Why every time?" But I’m a cleric, I’ll make you shine! Guiding my friends through the highs and lows, And I’ll keep on casting—it’s how the game goes… (Chorus): Guidance! The spell to change your fate! A d4 that’s never late! Guidance! I’ll bless your roll, Let’s turn that failure into gold! Guidance! You got this, bro! From persuasion checks to stealing the show! Guidance! It’s all you need, For that nat 20 guaranteed… (not really!) (Verse 2): They’re calling it cheesy, but I don’t care, This little cantrip’s the ultimate flair! Concentration’s tricky, I’ll try my best, But don't blame me if I forget the rest! And yeah, some DMs might give me the stink, “Can’t spam it every second, now think!” But when the stakes rise, and you need that roll, I’ll bring Guidance—it’s still the soul! (Pre-Chorus): They’re laughing, “This cantrip’s weird!” But I’ll still bring the cheer! A little Guidance never hurt before, Let’s make your rolls a perfect score… (Chorus): Guidance! The spell to change your fate! A d4 that’s never late! Guidance! I’ll bless your roll, Let’s turn that failure into gold! Guidance! You got this, bro! From persuasion checks to stealing the show! Guidance! It’s all you need, For that nat 20 guaranteed… (not really!) (Bridge): Guidance! for pie! Guidance! to lie! Guidance! for flirting with a dragon in the sky! They say it’s overused, but I say no, This little cantrip is the star of the show! When the party is down, they look to me, And I cast it proudly—it’s always free! A guiding hand to lift your plight, We’ll win the day with that d4 light! (Final Chorus): Guidance! The OG spell, A d4 that served us well! Guidance! It’s still divine, And every party needs its shine! Guidance! You got this, friend! I’ll keep tapping ‘til the end! Guidance! We’ll carry on, ‘Cause every hero needs a song! (Outro - Spoken, over fading synths) You got this, buddy… one d4 at a time. [Fade out with electronic beat and choir humming “Guidance, Guidance…” in the background.]