[Intro] They dropped in the yard at dusk Green boots, silver dust One looked at me like “Take us to your dealer” (Hide that ship) (Hide that ship) [Verse 1] I blinked, then the fence lit up Three weird heads in a beat-up truck They said, “Earth man, where the stash?” I said, “Buddy, keep it hush-hush fast” My phone died when the sky went red Now I got aliens at my shed They want that bud, they want that smoke And I’m already trying not to choke [Rap 1] I said, “Follow close, don’t make a sound” Cops got eyes all over town Men in black in a blacked-out van And one just nodded like he knew my plan We crossed the lawn in a fake calm stride One little alien tried to hide Under my hoodie, way too tall Head still poking through it all I said, “Act normal, just blink slow” They said, “Normal? We don’t know” Then a siren sliced the air in two I stuffed their hands in a grocery bag blue [Pre-Chorus] Got to move, got to slide Keep those little freaks inside No one sees, no one knows We’re just three weird dudes in clothes [Chorus] Take us to your dealer Take us to your dealer Take us to your dealer We need that good green fever Take us to your dealer Take us to your dealer Take us to your dealer Then we disappear, believer [Harmony2] (Hide the ship) (Hide the ship) (Keep it cool) (Keep it cool) [Verse 2] At the shop, the bell went ding Cashier gave me that polite little grin I said, “Need weight, need fire, need more” He pointed at jars all behind the glass door Big sacks of bud in the back-room light Hash oils glowing pale and bright Extracts stacked like a science fair I bought the whole shelf, didn’t even care The alien boss did a tiny clap One wore shades and a tiny cap Another tried to read the menu sign Then ate a receipt and said, “This is fine” [Pre-Chorus 2] Keep it low, keep it slick Grab the bags and make it quick If the badge boys come around We’re already out of town [Chorus] Take us to your dealer Take us to your dealer Take us to your dealer We need that good green fever Take us to your dealer Take us to your dealer Take us to your dealer Then we disappear, believer [Harmony3] (Go-go-go) (Back to base) (Do not slow) (Do not slow) [Verse 3] Back home fast in a cloud of dust One little ship in the azalea bush We shut the blinds, locked every gate Then I rolled up three, no room to wait They sparked that bud with a purple beam Eyes went wide like a wild dream One laughed loud, then hiccuped blue Said, “This planet’s got a nice-ish view” We passed the jar, we passed the glow They leaned back real far, moving slow Then one said, “Friend, you’ve earned the ride” And my heart did flips inside [Rap 3] Now I’m looking at the open hatch Moonroof shine and a chrome-lip patch They said, “One trip, then you come back” I said, “Man, that sounds hard to track” Men in black rolled by at the curb I coughed so loud and bit my herb One saluted through the window tint Like he knew the whole absurd event Cops asked, “Anything strange tonight?” I said, “Just snacks and a weird green light” Then the ship hummed soft in the yard And the whole damn world felt off and far [Pre-Chorus 3] Got to go, got to fly Leave the porch and touch the sky No one hears, no one sees Now the aliens got me [Chorus] Take us to your dealer Take us to your dealer Take us to your dealer We need that good green fever Take us to your dealer Take us to your dealer Take us to your dealer Then we disappear, believer [Verse 4] I waved once from the saucer door Saw my old dog staring at the floor Saw the plant pots, saw the shed Saw the smoke still hanging overhead They took me past the moonlit stream Past the clouds and through the seam Then one turned and said with a grin “Earth got strange, but we’re coming again” [Bridge
