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You came to Bmore the COVID19 pandemic Using your stats skills to cure another epidemic Of regulatory networks lacking calibration, Inference was broke -- it's a causal starvation! Eric Kernfeld, yeah, remember the name, Stats so fire, he reprogrammed the game. Then, you ran more tests, did the benchmark grind Of forecasting methods, leaving none behind. DCD-FG? You gave it a shot GEARS and GeneFormer—no better than diddly-squat! Eric Kernfeld, yeah, remember the name, Stats so fire, he reprogrammed the game. You're a comp wizard with code so tight, That transforms into a trombone-playing ballroom dancer at night. In life and in science, you give it your best, From all of us in the lab — much love and respect! Eric Kernfeld, yeah, remember the name, Stats so fire, he reprogrammed the game. First he ran the math, now he’s ridin’ for weeks, Crushed the PhD, now he’s chasin’ new peaks!