Dashboards Please! (dashboards please) Here it is the DATA slightly transformed Just a bit of a break from the norm Just a little somethin' to break the monotony Of all that hardcore DAX that has gotten to be A little bit out of control it's cool to DAX But what about M and the need to split dimensions from facts. Give me a total row of a matrix And if TOTAL ain't broke then don't try to fix it And think of the SUMs of the past Adjust the FILTER and add the date add last Poppin M lets me compose each line And Put your var on and lay back , 'cause this is SUM X time. [Chorus] Some dax, Some dax, some dax time Time to filter and refine Summex Summex Summex time evaluate each and every line Fabrics out and it's a sort of a buzz But back then I didn't really know what it was But now I see what have of this The way that people respond to all the delta fabness The cash is hot and loads are takin’ ' less Folks checkin' out the metrics to tell 'em who's best Scrolling around reading Webb or your Russo’s Optimise your model trying out direct lake mode The CATS include Philly, Beni, Saxton, LeBlanc A place called Seattle is where everybody goes Guys out Cubin' and girls doin' likewise interacting with slicers infront of you with the light styles Colleague turns around to see what you bleepin' at It seems like someone’s set up a natural outer joining hack. And with DAX Studio I evaluate this crime Skip row, un pivot and you're equipped for the SUM time. It’s late in the day and I ain’t been on LinkedIn yet Hustle to X to get me all upset Yeah I got on sneaks but I need a new pair Cause Patrick gets a new set every time I log on there The temperature’s about 88 Hop in Excel, just for old times sake Add a switch to ya file change your measure once more Cause you’re invited to a conference that’s starting at 4 Sitting with your friends as y’all remincise About the days growing up and the first demo you messed. And as I think back makes me wonder how The mention of earlier could spark off nostalgia All the kids playing with fonts Little boys adding ROUND with the girls trouble-shooting DAX While the dataflows spinning a tune as the old folks dax to do a table re-union Then six o’clock rolls around You just finished swiping your phone down It’s time to cruise so you publish to, the online service, it looks like a CARD show Everybodys' report lookin real fine Refresh from the browser or have you switched scheduled on? Every measures got FILTER and MAX in Drilling through reports they wrote too much DAX in Legend to the side but don’t go for see through Check your colours, cos not everybody sees blue There’s an air of love and of happiness And this is the ReFresh Prince’s definition of SUM X madness
