Meri Meri Onion War

Burger, curry, late-night fries Somehow onions always survive Golden brown in a frying pan Tiny pieces ruling Japan “You don’t get it, it smells so bad” “Raw ones make me super sad” “Crunchy texture, instant no” Still arguing at the convenience store You pick them out one by one Like a battle must be won But onion rings? “Yeah, those are fine.” Wait… your logic’s undefined Same world Different taste Tiny vegetable Huge debate タマネギ好きな私と タマネギ嫌いなキミ Sweet! Gross! Crunchy! Best! Nobody’s convincing anybody Meri Meri Time tonight Fighting over dinner again Laughing way too hard For something this stupid “Hidden onions are acceptable.” That rule feels unethical Tiny diced? “Yeah maybe okay…” Bro your standards change each day Why does cutting them hurt your eyes? Why do they make everything nice? Secret hero of every stew Still getting hated out of nowhere too Midnight ramen Extra green “No onions please!” That’s a crime scene Maybe taste is complicated Maybe humans are weird タマネギ好きな私と タマネギ嫌いなキミ Too sweet! Too strong! Weird! So good! Round and round the argument goes Late-night restaurant Plastic cups and neon lights Somehow this dumb conversation Feels kinda important tonight If onions disappeared tomorrow The world would taste a little lonely “…No it wouldn’t.” “You’re lying.” “So… onion soup?” “…Okay that one’s good.” “SEE! I KNEW IT!!” タマネギ好きな私と タマネギ嫌いなキミ No conclusion Still laughing anyway Tiny arguments On sleepy summer nights Maybe this is what Friendship sounds like Convenience store bags swinging Walking home at 2AM