[Verse] I could have been good at it If I’d gotten better at it But I got distracted And my sister is sick And my mother-in-law is sad And there’s this big old war going on And I just wish we could all Get along [Verse 2] Ophelia's in the river again She calls it the bathtub When she comes up laughing Saying Gertrude Gertrude Gertrude Gertrude Are you worried? Gertrude Gertrude Gertrude Gertrude Do you think we pass the Bechdel test? And I say And I say And I say And I say And I say And I say And I say And I say No No No No No No No No
