[Intro] Hey baby… we need to talk. You’ve been bad again. [Verse 1] Friday night, I feed you silk, the kind that costs a week’s pay Whisper “be gentle, darling”, like we’re on a secret date You rumble low, you spin me slow, you shake just how I like But when the cycle ends you always take your favorite bite I should be furious, I should pull your plug tonight Instead I’m standing here… kinda turned on by the fight [Pre-Chorus 1] I check the filter, curse your name You just hum like it’s a love game [Chorus 1] My jealous washer’s a pantie thief! Stealing all my lace just to keep me underneath! Socks come back like nothing happened, but my thongs? Gone for good! You got expensive taste and a jealous heart of steel My jealous washer — damn, what the hell am I supposed to feel? You eat my secrets, you own my drawers… baby, I’m hooked on you! [Verse 2] I bought new black ones, left them like an offering on top You swallowed every single one and gave me back one lonely sock I threaten to replace you with a shiny newer flame You shake the whole apartment like you’re screaming out my name Neighbors hear me arguing with a spinning metal drum They don’t know I’m low-key addicted to this toxic love [Pre-Chorus 2] I read the forums, searched online Nobody gets this twisted kind of crime [Chorus 2] My jealous washer’s a pantie thief! Stealing all my lace just to keep me underneath! Socks come back like nothing happened, but my thongs? Gone for good! You got expensive taste and a jealous heart of steel My jealous washer — damn, what the hell am I supposed to feel? You eat my secrets, you own my drawers… baby, I’m hooked on you! [Bridge] One day I’ll take you apart, piece by rusty piece Find my whole collection… and maybe never leave You’re possessive, you’re greedy, you’re my dirty little secret But god I love the way you spin me… guess I’m in too deep [Final Chorus] My jealous washer’s a pantie thief! Stealing all my lace, giving me that sweet relief! I should leave you, I should buy new… but baby, I’m addicted Every load’s a love song, every spin unrestricted! You eat my secrets, you own my drawers — guess I’m never breaking up with you! [Outro] Yeah… I bought you new detergent again. And more black lace. Goodnight, baby… don’t choke. --- Lyrics © 2026 TrixTuneX All Rights Reserved. Visuals: Created with Grok · Music: Suno Exclusively available on Suno.
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