TINKERTUNE IN SIGHT#TheTavern

Medieval, Theatrical, Clear beautiful fairy female vocals, Big Band, 60s celtic rock, british pop, energetic, orchestral, beautiful female vocals, beautiful female vocalist, catchy, uplifting

[Intro]
[Build] ┳┻┳┻┳
[Drums] ┳┻┳┻┳
[Dramatic Drums] ┳┻┳┻┳
[powerful Drums] ┳┻┳┻┳
[Break] ┳┻┳┻┳
[pianissimo]
[Soft Medieval Tune]
**crickets**
**Wind sings**

[Dialogue: sweet fairy voice and friendly man]
See that? ... see?
(Yes, it looks... cozy)
Not that you dummy, 
(uh uuuuh uuh)
[NARRATED][DIALOGUE sweet Fairy and Bard]
"What is that sound?"
(uh uuuuh uuh)
"That.... unbearable sounds."
[Echo]
[REVERB ]
(uh uuuuh uuh)
**echo**
That, beauty, is my stomach
(uh huh, uhu hu)
"When was the last time you ate?"
(Oh, probably, ehm, Monday)
"You didn't"
(I didn't say what Monday)
"sssshhhh Can you hear that?"
(Hear what?)
"Crickets...So many crickets, and... it doesn't smell like fears"
*sniff sniff* Is that
(Yes, recently cut grass)
"No, I meant... the horses --- "
(NOO, do you need to be so)
*mumbling*
Why did you put your hand on my mouth!
(Shh, you wouldn't stay quiet)
Pwah
(The fireflies... everything has light, even the roads)
"Is that... "
(Yes... that is laughter) 
It's been a while since I heard that
(Come on, I do laugh) 
"Like two times a year"
(Ha Ha Ha  Ha, there, that should be good for two --)
"I swear if you don't shut up... I'll do it again"
(You are a fairy! I will swallow you  whole)"
"Now who's been rude"
(No one is fighting!) 
"They, they are singing."
(Are we sure this...) 
"This is TINKERTUNE"
(For real? For real? ... wait... are we)
"Yes, in tinkertune"
(Gibeligob's Tinkertune?)

[Happy choirs][Angelical  fairy voices]
(Ooooh ooh ooh oooh)
(Aaaaah aah aaah uuh uuuh)

(That, That's fairy dust!!")
"Oh, and I just thought -- they have mosquitos too"

[DIALOGUE KEEPS GOING]
(Then what?)
((The door, the amberine lights))
"So... it is a tavern-- just like the others"
(( No... Listen ))
**1 second **
...
**2 seconds**
...
**3 Seconds**
(You see now?)

((No, There are no guards...))
(aaaah maaahhhaaaan uuuh uh uh) 
((It doesn't smell like fear))
"Instead it smells, fresh cut grass"
((And listen))
"It sounds... is that...? I mean... Is that?"
((Laughter... yes...))
"Tinkertune? Are we in Tinkertune?"
Yes... 
[Triumphant music]
This is Tinkertune
(aaaah maaahhhaaaan uuuh uh uh) 
(aaaah maaahhhaaaan uuuh uh uh)

[NARRATED][LOUD DWARF VOICE]
Oh welcome lads!!! We were expecting you... 
---
Welcome... Welcome to --- 
(uh uuuuh uuh)
(aaaah maaahhhaaaan uuuh uh uh) 
TINKERTUNE!
[FULLOUT TRIUMPHANT MUSIC]
There's Bards!
And Elves, 
One or two witchers... 
And Goblns... And friendly ghooooosts Buuuuuu
"I'm going to have an Ale"
"Oh, I am sure they taste different here"
[Fade out]
(uh uuuuh uuh)
(aaaah maaahhhaaaan uuuh uh uh) 
**crickets**
**A nightowl sings**
[Triumphant music]
[END]

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- TEASER ONLY - The story is going smoothly, everyone in the Tavern deserves a good story. This is dedicated to Master and presider of thiis magical place: Gibeligob I will bow to everyone else in the Tavern, for I tend to forget so many names and ehm... well, I don't want anyone to be left behind. [Intro] [Build] ┳┻┳┻┳ [Drums] ┳┻┳┻┳ [Dramatic Drums] ┳┻┳┻┳ [powerful Drums] ┳┻┳┻┳ [Break] ┳┻┳┻┳ [pianissimo] [Soft Medieval Tune] **crickets** **Wind sings** [Dialogue: sweet fairy voice and friendly man] See that? ... see? (Yes, it looks... cozy) Not that you dummy, (uh uuuuh uuh) [NARRATED][DIALOGUE sweet Fairy and Bard] "What is that sound?" (uh uuuuh uuh) "That.... unbearable sounds." [Echo] [REVERB ] (uh uuuuh uuh) **echo** That, beauty, is my stomach (uh huh, uhu hu) "When was the last time you ate?" (Oh, probably, ehm, Monday) "You didn't" (I didn't say what Monday) "sssshhhh Can you hear that?" (Hear what?) "Crickets...So many crickets, and... it doesn't smell like fears" *sniff sniff* Is that (Yes, recently cut grass) "No, I meant... the horses --- " (NOO, do you need to be so) *mumbling* Why did you put your hand on my mouth! (Shh, you wouldn't stay quiet) Pwah (The fireflies... everything has light, even the roads) "Is that... " (Yes... that is laughter) It's been a while since I heard that (Come on, I do laugh) "Like two times a year" (Ha Ha Ha Ha, there, that should be good for two --) "I swear if you don't shut up... I'll do it again" (You are a fairy! I will swallow you whole)" "Now who's been rude" (No one is fighting!) "They, they are singing." (Are we sure this...) "This is TINKERTUNE" (For real? For real? ... wait... are we) "Yes, in tinkertune" (Gibeligob's Tinkertune?) [Happy choirs][Angelical fairy voices] (Ooooh ooh ooh oooh) (Aaaaah aah aaah uuh uuuh) (That, That's fairy dust!!") "Oh, and I just thought -- they have mosquitos too" [DIALOGUE KEEPS GOING] (Then what?) ((The door, the amberine lights)) "So... it is a tavern-- just like the others" (( No... Listen )) **1 second ** ... **2 seconds** ... **3 Seconds** (You see now?) ((No, There are no guards...)) (aaaah maaahhhaaaan uuuh uh uh) ((It doesn't smell like fear)) "Instead it smells, fresh cut grass" ((And listen)) "It sounds... is that...? I mean... Is that?" ((Laughter... yes...)) "Tinkertune? Are we in Tinkertune?" Yes... [Triumphant music] This is Tinkertune (aaaah maaahhhaaaan uuuh uh uh) (aaaah maaahhhaaaan uuuh uh uh) [NARRATED][LOUD DWARF VOICE] Oh welcome lads!!! We were expecting you... --- Welcome... Welcome to --- (uh uuuuh uuh) (aaaah maaahhhaaaan uuuh uh uh) TINKERTUNE! [FULLOUT TRIUMPHANT MUSIC] There's Bards! And Elves, One or two witchers... And Goblns... And friendly ghooooosts Buuuuuu "I'm going to have an Ale" "Oh, I am sure they taste different here" [Fade out] (uh uuuuh uuh) (aaaah maaahhhaaaan uuuh uh uh) **crickets** **A nightowl sings** [Triumphant music] [END]

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