Trigger Warning: Reality
[Intro] [Creepy Accordion Melody, Slow Tempo] Attention, attention. Please buckle up your feelings. This room is officially a biohazard. (I can't breathe!) [Sudden Tempo Spurt, Heavy Punk Drums, Record Scratch] [Verse 1] [Bouncy Vaudeville Rhythm, Swing-hop Beat] Good morning, world, I guess I screwed it up again Said "Have a nice day" and triggered half my friends My coffee's black—wait, is that a colonial crime? (Definitely!) I added oat milk, but the beans are out of prime! Every syllable weighed out, sanitized and squeaky clean Till the very last white knight is polishing his screen Riding a hashtag straight into the holy fight For folks who couldn't care less—yeah, good night! [Pre-Chorus] [Bass drop, whispering vocals, eerie silence] Watch how you're thinking... Watch how you're blinking... Before you choke on that halo, slowly sinking. (Ugh, so toxic!) [Infectious brass sample loop kicks in] [Chorus] [Explosive Punk Guitars, Theatrical Choir, Heavy 808] We’re building up a fortress out of bubble wrap and foam Sneezing out our morals in a climate-controlled dome! Every minor detail is a national affront We're the virtuous vanguard bleeding on the digital front! (Cancel 'em!) Suffocating on consensus, chewing on the clout Trigger warning, baby: Reality is breaking out! [Verse 2] [Ska-Punk Rhythm, very upbeat and mocking, Frat-rap flow] Look at that guy, printed a slogan on his shirt Now half the neighborhood is fundamentally hurt Light up the torches, get the Wi-Fi pitchforks hot But the revolution's paused at the vegan coffee shop. I'm breathing too loud, that's a micro-aggression Transferring my karma to the victimized profession! (Take my money!) Smiled at a stranger, it was way too avant-garde Now I'm being hunted through the internet's backyard. [Verse 3] [Heavy Trap Beat Switch, Sudden tempo change, Fast & Punchy] I bought a plastic straw on the black market today Swore I'd recycle it to wash the guilt away My algorithm tells me who I really gotta hate Scroll for thirty seconds, seal another sinner's fate! (Shame on you!) Outrage is the currency, the dopamine is cheap Preaching to the choir while we’re herding like the sheep. [Chorus] [Explosive Punk Guitars, Theatrical Choir, Heavy 808] We’re building up a fortress out of bubble wrap and foam Sneezing out our morals in a climate-controlled dome! Every minor detail is a national affront We're the virtuous vanguard bleeding on the digital front! (Cancel 'em!) Suffocating on consensus, chewing on the clout Trigger warning, baby: Reality is breaking out! [Bridge] [Complete Silence, then a single slow acoustic guitar] A toddler is crying 'cause the sunlight is too bright That's UV discrimination, we gotta dim the light. (Shadows for everyone!) We're saving the whole planet by whining at the sky And canceling the logic that we fail to gentrify... [Tempo increases wildly, manic accordion returns, Cartoonish Horns] [Verse 4 / Breakdown] [Aggressive, almost shouting rap over heavy bass] You're a racist, a sexist, an ignorant troll Whoever screams the loudest hits the Patreon goal! We're all so important, we're all so pristine Let's be chronically offended on a luminous screen! (Cry me a river!) [Chorus] [Maximum Distortion, chaotic and loud arrangement, Brass peaking] We’re building up a fortress out of bubble wrap and foam Sneezing out our morals in a climate-controlled dome! Every minor detail is a national affront We're the virtuous vanguard bleeding on the digital front! (Burn it down!) Suffocating on consensus, chewing on the clout Trigger warning, baby: Reality is breaking out! [Outro] [Slows down drastically, sarcastic lounge piano, soft jazz beat] Alright, we're done. Is anyone feeling personally attacked? (Yeah, me!) Wonderful. I consider that an absolute fact. [abrupt end]
