(Verse 1) I'll hold the door and I'll smile with glee, Lend a shoulder when you need to flee. I'll be your rock, your shining star, But sometimes my love goes a little too far. (Chorus) Just kidding, I'm an asshole, that's what you say, For every nice gesture, I'll make you pay. I'll laugh and I'll joke, but I'll cut to the bone, Just kidding, I'm an asshole, and you're on your own. (Verse 2) I'll patch you up when you're feeling sore, Be the one you'll go to when you need more. I'll give you hope, and I'll give you cheer, But sometimes my words, they'll dry all your tears. (Chorus) Just kidding, I'm an asshole, that's what you say, For every nice gesture, I'll make you pay. I'll laugh and I'll joke, but I'll cut to the bone, Just kidding, I'm an asshole, and you're on your own. (Bridge) But deep in my heart, there's a little fire, I'll make you pay, if you call me a liar. I'll learn from my faults, and strive to be kind, Just kidding, I'm an asshole, with a twisted mind. (Verse 3) I'll cheer you up when you're feeling blue, Be the one you'll turn to when you're feeling through. But sometimes my humor, it's a little too harsh, And I'll leave you feeling like I'm just too brash. (Chorus) Just kidding, I'm an asshole, that's what you say, For every nice gesture, I'll make you pay. I'll laugh and I'll joke, but I'll cut to the bone, Just kidding, I'm an asshole, and you're on your own. (Outro) So if you know me well, you know it's true, That sometimes I'm sweet, sometimes I'm blue. But I'll own up to it, and try to be kind, Just kidding, I'm an asshole, with a twisted mind.
