Welcome to my latest reinvention, Crystal healing and scrubbing sage Carefully researched and focused and talking about mercury in retrograde I've got the aesthetic down, bought the starter kit last week Learned the vocabulary from a YouTube compilation, “shit’s peak” Give me thirty days and I'll be selling you enlightenment For twenty ninety nine plus shipping, plus ship-ship-shipping Welcome to the industry of me Version 4.0 with a brand new strategy Selling manufactured personality Trademarked authenticity The industry of me The industry of me, LLC But rewind to 2021, I was your mental health advocate Pastel graphs about setting boundaries and healing Before that? Crypto enthusiast with laser eyes and diamond hands "We’re all gonna make it" in my bio, shilling coins I didn't understand ‘19 I was meal prepping, obsessing over grams Gym selfies at 5 AM, selling transformation plans And you bought that shit, you bought all of it Welcome to the industry of me Version 4.0 with a brand new strategy Selling manufactured personality Trademarked authenticity The industry of me The industry of me, LLC There's this one follower, been here since the beginning Commented yesterday: "Wasn't crypto supposed to change everything?" I deleted it, blocked her, can't have questions in my feed The algorithm doesn't want consistency It rewards whatever's trending this week So I pivot, rebrand, evolve on command Evolve on com-com-command My old posts? Gone, archived, scrubbed down to the minute Can't have evidence of who I pretended to be before I've just got my new business cards printed Just my name in minimalist sans-serif I am the product, the brand, the entire store And I need to sell me more I need to sell me more-more-more Welcome to the industry of me Version 4.0 with a brand new strategy Selling manufactured personality Trademarked authenticity The industry of me The industry of me, LLC Alright, here are the keys to success Step one: Find the trending niche Step two: Buy the aesthetic package Step three: Learn the terminology Step four: Delete contradicting evidence Step five: Launch with "authentic journey" Step six: Monetize before it dies Because you know this shit is gonna die. Welcome to the industry of me Version 5.0 coming soon, then you'll see I've commodified my personality Trademarked authenticity The industry of me The industry of me, LLC Who am I when the light turns off? The industry of me Who was I before the rebrand? The industry of me The in-in-in-industry
