🎩🧐 #Tomfoolery 🎩🧐 Get your mustache properly primped. The very fancy white glove have been thrown. Will you keep a stiff upper lip… or return fire with fine proper diction? XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 1: Drop Your Retort Remix, mash-up, or other craft your own civil savagery. Bring your best bars beau monde to the chap-hop scene. Go sharp and show these old chums that the water’s not too hot. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 2: Dress for the Duel Create cover art that feels like a Victorian vanity project gone wild. If your pinky is up high and your posture is perfect, you’re doing it right. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 3: Hijack the House of Lords Tag your creation with #Tomfoolery You can add this to your lyrics section: ==========☕🎩🍰========== Made for #Tomfoolery. Check the link for more details. https://suno.com/s/YmNxOrIzwNyWaaWB ==========☕🎩🍰========== XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 4: Mind Your Manners Comment on the original track so the gents know you’ve stepped into the lobby. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 5: Mix the Biscuits Blast your fellow duelists across the playlist banquet. They will appreciate your spittle. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX Step 6: Echo the Etiquette Paste these rules (or the short link version) into your track description so the patrician addiction keeps multiplying. XxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxX And that’s it. Fix your collar and pour the tea. 🎩🧐 The tomfoolery has begun. [90→96→90_BPM, 4-Deck_Mix, Vintage_Vinyl, L/R_Hamster-Switch, Crab-Stabs, Baby-Scratch, Transformer, Orbit, Hydroplane, Spring_Verbs, Mono_Sub/Wide_Top] Discs: [Disc A: DJ scratches, clock ticks, steam valves, transitions, FX] [Disc B: Boom bap drums, percussion, brass, harpsichord] [Disc C: Warwick Streamer Stage II five-string bass, low-B pedal, melodic fills] [Disc D: Lead vocals, gentleman narrator, doubles, delays, sparse audience accents] [Intro... F minor... vinyl crackle, DJ airhorn filtered low once, light crowd murmur, steam hiss, clockwork ticks, DJ baby scratches] (spoken, unhurried) "Ladies and gentlemen. I would never stoop to battle. Fortunately... I prepared these remarks in advance. Reginald... the cylinders, please." [Verse 1... F minor... boom bap, DJ scratches answering line endings, clockwork ticks tucked low] Good evening. I am boiler, I am brass, I am bolt, Dispatched here by a gent far too gentle to insult. He etched his contempt at a leisurely remove, So he technically stays civil while I technically disprove Your entire family crest... my condolences, of course, Your lineage peaked early... and it peaked upon the horse. I run on coal and courtesy, my gauges in the red, Every diss was cut on wax before a word of it was said. [Verse 2... F minor... heavier boom bap, brass stabs, short vinyl cuts, occasional DJ "rewind" scratch] Your posture is a scandal and your cufflinks are a crime, Your pinky drops at teatime like your grip upon the rhyme. You steep the bag twice, sir... the lobby saw... we know, And you clap upon the one and the three like a sideshow. I possess seventeen escapements and a governor of steel, You possess a single virtue... you were punctual to kneel. Do write your seconds promptly, have them notarize the loss, My master sends his warmest... and a doily for the sauce. [Break... drums only... bass drone... brief crowd murmur... record backspin] (spoken) "Good heavens. Is that... a sasquatch... with a five string?" [Featured Bass Break... Warwick Streamer Stage II five-string through Ampeg SVT, tube overdrive, aggressive pick ] [Verse 3... F minor... drums return hard, scratches answer every other bar, pressure valve hiss underneath] Processing... rebuttal... my rebuttal is delayed, The gentleman cut no cylinder for THAT... cascade. My gauges are ascending and my rivets disagree, Kindly inform my master that I perished... courteously. [Outro... F minor... upright piano, vinyl slowing naturally, soft steam release] (spoken) "Well played, you magnificent beast... Tea?" (light applause) [End]
