What If...!?

=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= This track was inspired by my lovely and highly appreciated fellow artist Crystallineheart. Without her song "Slipping", this track with a more satirical approach about when the sparks of creativity suddenly dry up, wouldn't exist. Please go and check out her song here: ---> https://suno.com/song/82db412a-4892-4bb8-97be-2edc22af2c68 <--- Her lyrics reflect it from a far more serious, meaningful and honest side. Mine is just nonsense ... 😉 Please check out her other songs as well, they're simply brilliant and I've rarely seen anyone transform both everyday trivialities and deeply profound topics into such creative and artistically rich music. You won't regret it. ---> https://suno.com/@crystallineheart1 <--- =+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= https://suno.com/@therealjester77 Lyrics by TheRealJester Inspired by Crystallineheart © 𝟮𝟬𝟮6 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗥𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲𝗱. =+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+= [Verse 1] Hell yeah! Ideas used to fall right into my lap, And I used to carry a thousand lines to write. But every now and then I hit that trap, When nothing good at all comes to my mind. I just sit breaking my poor brain apart! ’Til every thought aches in my very head and heart! “When the lights go out” and "Frostbite", Yeah, those tracks were pretty damn fly! But what should come next, When my thoughts fall short and I just feel my mojo die? [Pre-Chorus] Maybe this broken plate? Maybe that messed-up bed? Or a story 'bout my three-pronged jester hat. Throw me a bone, Gimme some clues, Before I grab the dumbest things to use! [Chorus] But wait a mo ment! What if ...! I just write about my fridge? Or that silly pigeon perched on a bridge-side ledge? What if ...! I rhyme some lines of a toaster fight? With two slices arguing 'bout who's more bright? Yeah, I could do all that it’s true, I could rhyme nonsense the whole night through (all night through) But would you still trust my name? Or turn your backs, 'Cos TheRealJester fried his brain! [Verse 2] Today I tried to write some lines that were deep and true, But all my brain throws back is something screwed! (What?) My socks want equal rights? Or me walkin' 'round naked on Friday nights! I tried to craft a verse with heart and soul, But my mind suggests swimming circles in a giant bowl! I swear I’m trying hard to keep it clean, But every thought turns weird behind the scene! [Pre-Chorus] Maybe sour milk? Maybe spoiled food? Or some lines 'bout my black-yellow business suit. Gimme a sign, Help my mind reboot, Before I rhyme about a topic not so cute! [Chorus] And now I got it! What if ...! I just write about my broken chair? Or complaining that I never take it anywhere? What if ...! I tell a story 'bout a poppin' balloon? Or someone swearin' I'd be a rockstar soon? Man, I could spin all that without a doubt, I could keep the nonsense rollin' in and out! (rollin' in and out!) But would you even wanna stick to me? Or turn your backs, 'Cos TRJ's definitely lost his sanity! [Bridge] Maybe the point ain’t tryin' to be deep. Maybe the point’s the madness I keep! So if it’s just the chaos That’s injecting my brain. Then hell, I’ll ride that wave Instead of fighting the strain! ’Cause maybe letting go, Is how I take control! [Final Chorus] And now I got it! What if...! I'll just write a verse about my thoughts on strike? Or filing paperwork saying “Do whatever else you like!”? What if ...! I let Suno send a note that didn't sound too polite. "Oh no! - my account's been nuked, And all songs got purged clean off the site!" Folks, stick with me and you’ll get pure honesty, 'Cos TRJ will always deliver. And this is surely guaranteed. [Outro] Man, that was one hell of a ride! Heh heh. Oh wait, what's this message? It's from Suno. Tellin' me ... WHAT??!? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!