I’m Not Old I’m Just Outdated

I’m Not Old (I’m Just Outdated)” [Hook / Chorus — RIGHT OUT THE GATE] I’m not old… I’m just outdated Like a flip phone slightly frustrated I still print directions, I don’t trust apps If Siri talks back, we ’bout to scrap I ain’t broke… I’m just pre-paid Cash in my pocket like back in the day Y’all got smart homes, mine just squeaks I’m not old… I’m just last week ⸻ [Verse 1] I still say “hang up” on a cell phone call Ain’t nothin’ hangin’… nothin’ at all My TV’s so smart it argues with me I miss when it just had Channel 3 I don’t need a fridge that talks all day If it starts judgin’, I’m throwin’ it away “Low on milk…” — yeah no kidding Open the door… that’s called livin’ ⸻ [Chorus] I’m not old… I’m just outdated Bluetooth scares me… I ain’t gonna fake it Why my truck gotta connect to space? It ran just fine with a rusty tape I ain’t slow… y’all just rushin’ I microwave coffee with zero discussion Y’all got life in the cloud all week I’m not old… I’m just last week ⸻ [Verse 2] Dating apps feel like orderin’ lunch “Add a human… personality: none” Swipe too much and you’ll pull a thumb Back in my day, we just got dumb You met somebody… you took a shot Now you need Wi-Fi to tie the knot “Upload feelings” — what’s that mean? I still say things… like a human being ⸻ [Bridge — short, punchy] Y’all got passwords for your own front door I got a key like 1984 ⸻ [Final Chorus — BIGGER, TAGS] I’m not old… I’m just outdated Y’all got filters, I’m unedited Wrinkles earned, I ain’t erasin’ This face here is hard livin’ I ain’t lost… just not trackin’ Why my watch gotta count my steps when I’m nappin’? Y’all got life on a tiny screen I’m not old… …I just remember things