
Too Tired to Be Bored Properly
βββββββββββββββββ Iβm lying on the floor like I lost all my money Staring at the ceiling like itβs suddenly funny Phone in my hand, screen on my face Scrolling for nothing at a dangerous pace I could change my life, learn French, drink water But that sounds like work for a future daughter I googled βwhat to do when boredβ Got bored of reading the first word β¦still bored βββββββββββββββββ My brain says βdo something coolβ My body says βnah, letβs droolβ I open an app, forget why Iβm there Close it again like I planned it, I swear βββββββββββββββββ Iβm bored, bored, bored outta my mind Too bored to fix it, too bored to cry I wanna do everything, nothing, at once But standing up feels emotionally blunt Iβm bored, bored, bored, painfully so But moving my legs is a hard no-go Iβd chase a dream or answer a text But that sounds like a problem for me-next βββββββββββββββββ I reheated coffee, forgot to drink Itβs been forty minutes, now itβs justβ¦ sludge stink I made a to-do list, lost it somehow Found it again, ignored it with style and wow I could call a friend, but what would I say? βHi, I exist. Please entertain me today.β I sigh so loud it deserves an award Oscar for drama: Extremely Bored send help or snacks βββββββββββββββββ I sit up straight like Iβm about to try Immediately lie back down, goodbye Motivation waved, I didnβt wave back We missed each other, brain went slack βββββββββββββββββ Iβm bored, bored, bored, stuck in my head Thinking of things I will never get done instead I want a montage, a glow-up, a plan But first I need energyβ¦ or a different brain Iβm bored, bored, bored, staring at time Watching minutes commit slow-motion crime Iβd change my world, I swear I might Just not today. Or tomorrow night. βββββββββββββββββ What if this is my personality? Professional nothing-doer mentality Too tired to nap, too bored to dream Lost inside a half-formed meme I could be iconic I could be asleep βββββββββββββββββ Iβm bored, bored, bored, still here, still me Still scrolling like itβs a responsibility If boredom was sport, Iβd medal in gold But Iβm too bored to stand up and hold it, so Yeah, Iβm bored. End of report. maybe later definitely later βββββββββββββββββ

