β—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œ I’m lying on the floor like I lost all my money Staring at the ceiling like it’s suddenly funny Phone in my hand, screen on my face Scrolling for nothing at a dangerous pace I could change my life, learn French, drink water But that sounds like work for a future daughter I googled β€œwhat to do when bored” Got bored of reading the first word …still bored β—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œ My brain says β€œdo something cool” My body says β€œnah, let’s drool” I open an app, forget why I’m there Close it again like I planned it, I swear β—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œ I’m bored, bored, bored outta my mind Too bored to fix it, too bored to cry I wanna do everything, nothing, at once But standing up feels emotionally blunt I’m bored, bored, bored, painfully so But moving my legs is a hard no-go I’d chase a dream or answer a text But that sounds like a problem for me-next β—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œ I reheated coffee, forgot to drink It’s been forty minutes, now it’s just… sludge stink I made a to-do list, lost it somehow Found it again, ignored it with style and wow I could call a friend, but what would I say? β€œHi, I exist. Please entertain me today.” I sigh so loud it deserves an award Oscar for drama: Extremely Bored send help or snacks β—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œ I sit up straight like I’m about to try Immediately lie back down, goodbye Motivation waved, I didn’t wave back We missed each other, brain went slack β—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œ I’m bored, bored, bored, stuck in my head Thinking of things I will never get done instead I want a montage, a glow-up, a plan But first I need energy… or a different brain I’m bored, bored, bored, staring at time Watching minutes commit slow-motion crime I’d change my world, I swear I might Just not today. Or tomorrow night. β—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œ What if this is my personality? Professional nothing-doer mentality Too tired to nap, too bored to dream Lost inside a half-formed meme I could be iconic I could be asleep β—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œ I’m bored, bored, bored, still here, still me Still scrolling like it’s a responsibility If boredom was sport, I’d medal in gold But I’m too bored to stand up and hold it, so Yeah, I’m bored. End of report. maybe later definitely later β—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œββ—Œ