Responsible for Farting in Yoga (Fall Dark Villain Diss)

[Intro] [dark menacing synth hit] [dark menacing verse] For community service, the judge sent me to talk with you about responsibility. Because I allegedly… put “I FARTED IN yoh-guh” stickers on Richmond police cars. [threatening build] Deferred adjudication. No conviction… yet. The judge knew that and said, “Go teach these people responsibility.” [dark hook] That’s handing a raccoon a flamethrower… then blaming him for the fire. [aggressive technical verse 2] So… don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. The judge will ask how this went. Tell him I changed your lives. [menacing chaotic close] Then he’ll storm back in asking why his car has an “I FARTED IN yoh-guh” sticker… Say, “Your Honor… [final threatening hook - repeat] Colin changed our lives. That’s handing a raccoon a flamethrower… then blaming him for the fire. Colin changed our lives.