**(Verse 1)** Yo, I'm Squirtle, splashin' in the scene, Little blue turtle with the shell so clean. Born in the lab, but I hit the pond quick, Tail waggin' hard, doin' my turtle kick. When trouble comes knockin', I don't run away, I duck in my shell, hear the haters say "Hey!" But don't get it twisted, I'm cute but I'm fire, Water Gun loaded, watch the foes retire. **(Chorus)** Squirtle, Squirtle, squirtin' up the game! Bubble Beam blastin', puttin' y'all to shame! From the seas to the streets, I'm ridin' with my crew, Trainer by my side, we breakin' every rule. Shell yeah! Shell yeah! Feel the tidal wave! I'm small but I'm mighty, diggin' my own grave? Nah! Squirtle squad, we wet 'em up, never dry, Pokémon legend, watch me multiply! **(Verse 2)** Evolving's cool, but I'm chillin' in this form, Wartortle waitin', but I'm keepin' it warm. I got the shades on, lookin' fresh as hell, Withdraw defense, ring the victory bell. Battlin' Charmander? I laugh in his face, One Hydro Pump send him back to first place. Pikachu's sparky, Bulbasaur's green, But Squirtle's the one keepin' the squad mean. **(Chorus)** Squirtle, Squirtle, squirtin' up the game! Bubble Beam blastin', puttin' y'all to shame! From the seas to the streets, I'm ridin' with my crew, Trainer by my side, we breakin' every rule. Shell yeah! Shell yeah! Feel the tidal wave! I'm small but I'm mighty, diggin' my own grave? Nah! Squirtle squad, we wet 'em up, never dry, Pokémon legend, watch me multiply! **(Bridge)** When the Gym Leader steps up, thinkin' he's hot, I pop out the Poké Ball, give him all I got. Rain Dance droppin', turn the field to a pool, I'm the king of the splash, breakin' every rule. One day I'll be Blastoise, cannons on my back, But right now I'm Squirtle — and that's a fact! **(Final Chorus - louder, hype)** Squirtle, Squirtle, squirtin' up the game! Whole world's my ocean, ain't no one the same! Shell yeah! Shell yeah! Make the whole crowd scream! Little blue legend livin' the dream! Squirtle squad forever, wet 'em up, let's ride, From Kanto to everywhere — we own the tide! **Outro** Squirtle... *squirts* Shell yeah!
