My Brain Needs a Software Update

[Intro] Uh… why did I walk into this room again? System… hello? Anybody home? --- [Verse 1] Woke up in the morning, brain loading kinda slow, I tried to say “good morning,” but it came out “potato.” Coffee’s not responding, my memory buffer’s full, My thoughts are all buffering, like dial-up control! --- [Pre-Chorus] My head is spinning circles like a glitchy DVD, I think my RAM’s outdated from 2003. --- [Chorus] My brain needs a software update, Somebody press restart! I’m lagging in my sentences, I’m falling apart! Reboot my concentration, Install a brand-new state— ‘Cause wow, wow, wow… My brain needs a software update! --- [Verse 2] I opened up my planner, it refused to recognize, All the tasks I scheduled—yeah, it auto-optimized… To “nap,” “snack,” “nap,” “panic,” Then “re-snack” once again— Who coded this disaster? Can I speak to I T, friend? --- [Pre-Chorus] My mind froze mid-sentence like a screen without a clue, I tried to think of something… but the wheel just spun in blue. --- [Chorus] My brain needs a software update, Patch notes overdue! Need bug fixes for awkwardness, And “thinking things through.” Reinstall my logic center, Upgrade to version eight— ‘Cause yeah, yeah, yeah… My brain needs a software update! --- [Bridge] “Warning: internal error. Please stop overthinking… Or… take a nap.” --- [Final Chorus] My brain needs a software update, This model’s obsolete! I’m running out of storage space, But still want snacks to eat! Turn me OFF and ON again, Before it’s all too late— ‘Cause hey, hey, hey… My brain needs a software update!