----------------------------------------------------------------- 🎵 Part of the Zero One Beats library — streaming live 24/7 on Twitch. 📺 Listen: twitch.tv/ZeroOneBeats 💬 Discord: discord.gg/uweQ4wJbJz We're a community-driven radio playing only the best AI-created music! ----------------------------------------------------------------- [Verse 1 - Soft fingerpicked guitar, intimate and slightly absurd] It started with a headache and a little too much time Now I'm three tabs deep in forums from 2009 Someone named BethanyMom said her cousin had the same She didn't post again so I assume the worst became [Pre-Chorus - Light percussion enters, building gentle momentum] And I know I shouldn't scroll But the algorithm's got my soul [Chorus - Opens up warmly but keeps the deadpan edge] It's 2am and I've made peace with my demise I've already planned the playlist and who gets my houseplants when I die The doctor's gonna tell me it was nothing all along But tonight I wrote my will and this goodbye song [Verse 2 - Same intimate tone, dry humor] A twinge behind my knee became a terminal affair I matched eleven symptoms if you count my thinning hair The search results said "probably fine" or "call someone right now" No in-between, no gentle hand to talk me off this browsing spiral somehow [Pre-Chorus] And I know I shouldn't scroll But the algorithm's got my soul [Chorus] It's 2am and I've made peace with my demise I've already planned the playlist and who gets my houseplants when I die The doctor's gonna tell me it was nothing all along But tonight I wrote my will and this goodbye song [Bridge - Stripped back, just guitar, vulnerable but still wry] By morning I'll forget I ever panicked here I'll laugh about the time I cried over a ringing ear But right now in the blue light I am certain that I know More than any medical degree could ever show [Final Chorus - Full arrangement, bittersweet acceptance] It's 2am and I've made peace with my demise I've already planned the playlist and who gets my houseplants when I die The sunrise's gonna make this all seem foolish and absurd But tonight WebMD has spoken and I've taken it at its word [Outro - Fading, almost whispered with gentle guitar] Goodnight moon, goodnight phone Goodnight every rare disease I've ever known
