[Verse 1] I'm driving down the highway, music roaring loud, The sun is blazing high, no clouds to be found. Out of the corner of my eye, a flicker of despair, A tiny beast, caught in my headlight's glare. [Chorus] SQUIRREL! GET OUT OF THE ROAD! I DON'T WANT TO HIT YOU! RUN! [Verse 2] I swerve to the right, tires scream and screech, The edge of control, just out of my reach. Through gravel and dirt, I veer off the road, The world spins around, my heart about to explode. [Chorus] SQUIRREL! GET OUT OF THE ROAD! I DON'T WANT TO HIT YOU! RUN! [Chorus] SQUIRREL! GET OUT OF THE ROAD! I DON'T WANT TO HIT YOU! RUN! [Bridge/Breakdown] The car crashes down, a thunderous sound, Glass shatters, metal twists, thrown to the ground. Smoke and dust fill the air, I'm still alive I crawl from the wreckage, broken but I'll survive. The squirrel scampers away, unscathed without a care, Oblivious to the chaos and the terror. I lay on the asphalt, under the moon's cold light, Breathing in the aftermath of my harrowing plight. [Mosh Call] FOR THE SQUIRREL!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! [Guitar Solo] [End]